DavidBlast
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| 70 65% | The Menu (2022) - Apr 05, 2023
"I love any director who hates a topic enough to commit his grievances to film, but I was let down by the desert."
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| 85 88% | The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) - Mar 24, 2023
"I am amazed at how complicated such a simple parable can be. It stayed with me for weeks."
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| 75 72% | Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) - Mar 24, 2023
"What a silly movie. I loved it."
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| 35 20% | Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021) - Mar 03, 2023
"I did not like this movie mostly due to the fact that it is not very good."
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| 60 54% | Gæsterne (2022) - Jan 29, 2023
"There are two ways of reading this film: 1) An excellent revenge fantasy punishing your arch-typical spineless, sexless, joyless, ignorant, holier than though, Copenhagen parents AKA the worst people to ever live, in which case Tarantino take note: It can be done without boring people to death. 2) A(nother) poorly built up 'psychological horror', where an edge lord director thinks he’s shocking the Danish population by portraying normal Dutch family life. I'm sticking to the first reading."
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| 80 80% | Peacemaker (2022) - Feb 25, 2022
"You go have your romantic meeting with the hot Kardashian, invite Einstein for dinner or ask Jesus Christ any question about this world or the next. I just want to hang out with James Gunn in a basement somewhere, drink beer and listen to music. Every single cast member of 'Peacemaker' is welcome too."
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| 60 54% | Tenet (2020) - Feb 14, 2022
".weiver siht sa ykcimmig sa ebannaw dnoB semaJ A"
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| 35 20% | The Night House (2021) - Jan 21, 2022
"I can sympathize as far as that I also hate when nothing happens."
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| 65 59% | The Matrix Resurrections (2021) - Jan 16, 2022
"'The Matrix: Total Recall' is a couple of hours of enjoyable nonsense, and easily the second best 'The Matrix' film. The story is near incomprehensible, but the motivations of the characters are simple enough, and we aren't held hostage to another philosophy seminar ala the Wachowskis. Speaking of. I couldn't help but notice a distinct suicide theme throughout this movie. You okay there Lana? How's the whole sex change thing going? Is all still well?"
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| 40 28% | The Awakening (2011) - Jan 16, 2022
"It twists and turns, not like a good rollercoaster but more like Daniel Day Lewis in 'My Left Foot'."
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