DavidBlast
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| 30 13% | Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024) - Rated 30 Aug 2024
"So I had to watch this for work, and it's not gre... OI! WIPE THAT GODDAMN SMILE OFF YOUR FACE! I REALLY HAD TO WATCH THIS FOR WORK YOU MOTHERF --- Transmission disrupted."
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| 65 59% | Alien: Romulus (2024) - Rated 30 Aug 2024
"Easily the third best Alien movie made so far. These guys clearly understand what makes the Alien universe work, which is why it's so disappointing that they don't add anything to it."
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| 75 72% | Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) - Rated 07 Aug 2024
"I suffer from superhero movie fatigue, find Reynold's brand of foul-mouthed humour hilariously refreshing and have wished that Levy and Co. would bring Logan back. The whole knowingly self-referential approach and reliance on collating intellectual properties is so refreshingly Deadpool. So not only did I enjoy this (it's a fine, but too emotional Deadpool movie, yet still a shining light in the MCU franchise), I also really love what it represents. Could this perhaps save blockbuster cinema?"
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| 40 28% | 65 (2023) - Rated 18 Jun 2024
"During the first reading for this movie the cast got increasingly uncomfortable as at the end of each scene the producer would exclaim "A-a-and then they get attacked by CGI dinosaurs!"."
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| 40 28% | Road House (2024) - Rated 24 Apr 2024
"One is an anomaly. Two is an unsettling mystery. What kind of drug was in play when someone convinced someone else that 'Road House' needed a remake? I don't need to watch either one again, but I'll take any YouTube deep dive into why this remake happened. No. It's not enough. This topic needs scientific funding."
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| 80 80% | Civil War (2024) - Rated 24 Apr 2024
"Grim."
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| 0 0% | True Detective (2024) - Rated 26 Mar 2024
"Honestly ashamed to have watched this misandric piece of shit to the end."
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| 60 53% | Dune: Part Two (2024) - Rated 29 Feb 2024
"Gets lost in in its own beautiful desert. It could be Herbert straying into Jihadi antics, but more likely it's Villeneuve who seems incapable of sticking a landing. Uneven, rushed and meh."
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| 80 80% | The Batman (2022) - Rated 20 Jan 2024
"Batman: The Detective. There is much to love about the direction that Reeves took the Caped Crusader, building a world of gritty noir held together by great performances from Pattinson, Dano and especially Farrell. The movie is too long and should have saved at least one character for the sequel (Catwoman would be my suggestion), yet considering the plethora of bland superhero movies to come out these past years, this one of the few you don’t want to miss."
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| 85 88% | Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) - Rated 20 Jan 2024
"The Spiderverse series remains effortlessly top tier, both sprawling, playful, funny, deep, and wildly imaginative. That said, the superhero genre has served up quite some multiverses since 2018, and there is a lot of glitching, many scenes of emotional relations, and I didn't quite feel that the story carried the same oomph as the first one. This is a harsh review for a top three superhero movie."
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