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|68 T7||Pom Poko (1994) - Oct 09, 2010
"If you love raccoon ball sacks and the many magical things they can do with them, then this is right up your alley. "
|64 T5||The Jacket (2005) - Sep 20, 2010
"I was more entertained by this than I probably should have been. It subtly tries to fuck the vagina of your mind, but ends up hitting the asshole instead. I am not sure what I mean there. Some good performances."
|8 T1||Mr. Nanny (1993) - Oct 09, 2010
"I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have pulled this one off. "
|12 T1||The Next Karate Kid (1994) - Sep 21, 2010
"Very confusing, Ralph Macchio's tits got huge, then he went on to win two Academy Awards as a woman, but one was for pretending to be a dude."
|36 T2||Twilight (2008) - Dec 04, 2010
"Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling. "