hellboy76
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Member Since: 19 Sep 2010
Location: Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Age: 48
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Twilight (2008) - Rated 04 Dec 2010
"Vampires playing softball whilst softly sparkling."
Mr. Nanny (1993) - Rated 09 Oct 2010
"I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage would have pulled this one off."
The Jacket (2005) - Rated 20 Sep 2010
"I was more entertained by this than I probably should have been. It subtly tries to fuck the vagina of your mind, but ends up hitting the asshole instead. I am not sure what I mean there. Some good performances."
Pom Poko (1994) - Rated 09 Oct 2010
"If you love raccoon ball sacks and the many magical things they can do with them, then this is right up your alley."
Tiger King (2020) - Rated 29 Mar 2020
"Why does the guy who Scarface is based on, seem like the most sensible person in this doc?"
The Next Karate Kid (1994) - Rated 21 Sep 2010
"Very confusing, Ralph Macchio's tits got huge, then he went on to win two Academy Awards as a woman, but one was for pretending to be a dude."
Landman (2024) - Rated 26 Dec 2024
"Another overly masculine approach from then bowels of Taylor Sheridan. Where every attempt to solve all issues by violence fails, but god dammit, we are going to KEEP BEING VIOLENT! The supporting cast is borderline annoying and cartoonish, BUT watching Thorton be cartoonish and annoying is really fucking funny. So you could do worse. If you liked Goliath, or every time your old lady is upset , you ask if shes on her period, then this will be right up your alley."
Dune (2021) - Rated 17 Oct 2021
"This subject matter suffers in any format other than a television series or book series. There is almost no character development of secondary characters, so losses seem much less impactful. That being said, the main story and world building definitely feels like Dune. The cast is impressive, the effects are great, and the cinematography is stunning at times. All things you come to expect from Villeneuve. I would definitely be looking forward to a part II."