hsncrspywl
Film Freak
Member Since: 25 Apr 2012
Bio: its been very real criticker but after 4 years and 898 lazy and/or pretentious film reviews i am out of ideas
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Antiviral (2012) - Rated 13 May 2016
"hes not his da but he doesnt have to be. this aint too bad. creeped me out. big time. -30-"
Being Evel (2015) - Rated 13 May 2016
"evel knievel was kinda a dick and john milius was responsible. fucking john milius."
High Rise (2016) - Rated 13 May 2016
"on the nose. like patsy. noice."
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - Rated 13 May 2016
"actually alright but then again i caught it when i was too young to understand a wes anderson. im still too young to understand a hal ashby. or maybe too old."
As Tears Go By (1988) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"Pretty blah but some nice shots here and there. Totally Mean Streets, and it's really unfortunate. Bad dubbing too."
Band of Outsiders (1964) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"Post-modern but doesn't tire you out with it. Worth it just to stare and drool at Anna Karina but the gangster-style attitudes mixed with verite style depictions of the city and a few winks to the camera make this lightweight fun with some clever flourishes."
Heavenly Creatures (1994) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"Strikes a perfect tone between camp melodrama and tragedy, comedy and creepy, feels like a terse psychological horror much of the time, Winslet and Lynskey do so well at pulling off characters who are certainly not made perfect but still draw in empathy."
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"Joyously and willfully ignorant, stupid, and deftly satirical."
A Goofy Movie (1995) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"Not the worst Disney movie by any means, actually not too bad and still watchable - but my own psychological issues appear to have ruined this film for me forever, no matter how much I appreciate the grainy look of the design, the slightly more contemporary humour, or the hefty amount of tribute they pay to Prince for some reason. Nope. I am a broken shell of a human and it's because I re-watched a goofy fucking movie."
Pavement: Slow Century (2002) - Rated 26 Jan 2016
"An excellent documentary, much like the music of Pavement, skips detail for feeling, providing a fascinating point of view from which to observe the "rise" and even more dubious "fall" of one of the greatest bands of all time, no hyperbole."
