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joseywales

Celluloid Junkie - 4114 Film Ratings

Member Since: Dec 17, 2006

Location: Edmonton, Canada

Age: 43

Bio: I like to think I have a very wide interest in film but I have a particular soft spot for: horror, samurai/jidaigeki, spaghetti westerns and 70's kung fu flicks.
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85 93% Fallen Angels (1995) - Aug 27, 2008
"One is the loneliest number. "
72 63% The Limits of Control (2009) - Jan 27, 2010
"007 on xanax."
70 56% The Trouble with Harry (1955) - Oct 08, 2007
"It's no "Weekend at Bernie's"."
66 46% Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973) - Jan 05, 2009
"I never thought I'd see a cross between a buddy cop movie, pro-wrestling and brokeback mountain but, well, here it is. In fact it's a lot of fun!"
83 91% Pedicab Driver (1989) - Jul 23, 2008
"Great fights! (Sammo vs. Chia-Liang Liu), Great action! (Long pedicab/car chase), Nicely done humor, romance and drama. Lots of big names. I can't recommend this movie enough, one of Sammo's best!"
60 34% Wolf Devil Woman (1982) - Aug 28, 2014
"Abandoned at birth! Raised and trained by wolves (actually German Shepherds)! She is Wolf Girl! In this early 80's piece of insanity she fights The Devil who is some sort of sorcerer Klan member who is freezing people to death and murdered her parents. She also graphically mutilates live rabbits and chickens. She also wears a stuffed animal (again, a German Shepherd) as a hat. The strangest part though, is that she's also the writer/director. Who in their right mind thinks this stuff up??"
48 20% Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) - Dec 17, 2008
"Like watching an idiot play a resident evil game, which means it's still better than both of the Jovovich sequels."
60 34% U.S. Catman: Lethal Track (1990) - Aug 06, 2014
"Jesus wow! This first Catman flick is quite possibly the greatest thing Godfrey Ho has ever given us! Catman's posing is hilarious, his fight scenes are hilarious, the evil cult is utterly ridiculous (and hilarious) and the action is wonderful and non-stop! And, just like the summary says, the rest of the movie is just random asian dudes beating the crap out of eachother!"
85 93% The Gold Rush (1925) - Aug 20, 2009
"Has it all; romance, comedy, intrigue, tragedy, invasive donkeys."
73 66% Nightmare Sisters (1988) - Oct 10, 2012
"One of the crown gems of 80's b-horror! Three of the genre's greatest scream queens have an extended bathtub scene in the midst of 15 minutes of nude time capped off by Linnea Quigley performing a strip-tease rock song. The dialogue is an unending string of corny sexual innuendo ("Give me your throbbing python of love!") and cheeseball college cliches ("You booger head!") and the sound effects are clearly done by a ten year old. This is must-see stuff for fans of the genre!"