recklessmess
Bio: Rob Schneider's agent.
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75 57% | Yes Man (2008) - Rated 11 Nov 2024
"Liar Liar meets 500 Days of Summer meets He's Just Not That Into You meets Flight of the Conchords meets that rapey guy from That 70s show."
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85 87% | Bottoms (2023) - Rated 23 Oct 2024
"If it didn't evoke such awful memories from high school and bring up horrible PTSD, I would have thoroughly enjoyed it."
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1 1% | Strain 100 (2020) - Rated 09 Oct 2024
"Wow. Just wow. It looks and sounds like it was filmed on an iPhone 3, it lacks any decent dialogue, and the acting is atrocious. With all of the proselytizing I couldn't tell if I was expected to make a donation to a local church, some militia movement, and/or the NRA. Also, that ending. Wow. It's as if the budget ran out 85 percent in and they decided to go with what they had."
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77 63% | Snack Shack (2024) - Rated 08 Oct 2024
"I think I got emphysema and lung cancer just watching this. More painful was the realization that this 'period piece' is older than Dazed and Confused was when I initially watched it. I think i need to buy another motorcycle."
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5 3% | Lifeforce (1985) - Rated 01 Oct 2024
"Imagine if you took the script for Alien and ran it through google translate, translating it from every language back to English. That would still be a better script than this."
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77 63% | The Gentlemen (2020) - Rated 26 Sep 2024
"If Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino come into contact with each other, do they explode like matter/antimatter?"
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85 87% | Cobra Kai (2018) - Rated 06 Sep 2024
"I love that Johnny is getting his redemption arc, but come on, nobody is that dumb. He's funny, but I can't honestly believe that he's been in a coma or off the grid for the last 30+ years. #hasbrown"
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20 11% | How to Date Billy Walsh (2024) - Rated 06 Sep 2024
"I'm all in on Tanner Buchanan, but first off, if we assume as an American he's riding that stock 1200cc Triumph Speedmaster on his US license (you can't ride a bike that size under 24 with a UK license), I can't get past that he doesn't wear a helmet. ATGATT BILLY! Also, fuck Archie for catfishing Amelia. Even if he is perfect for her, he's a FUCKING PSYCOPATH STALKER. At least Billy cared about who Amelia really was."
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60 37% | He's All That (2021) - Rated 06 Sep 2024
"Significantly less believable than the movie it remade. I'm as straight as you get, but if I went to HS with Tanner Buchanan, I'd be going straight to him. Homeboy's a dreamboat on every level. And he knows karate, er, Miyagi-Do karate."
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25 13% | Unhuman (2022) - Rated 29 Aug 2024
"Rube Goldberg wrote revenge porn? Why? I was looking forward to a simple zombie flick and got this convoluted bullshit instead. GTFO here."
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