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Bio: i'm a seagull projecting movies out of my beak to the surface of the ocean
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Eternals (2021) - Jan 12, 2022
"It’s probably unfair to rate a movie so obviously made for young children, but man does it suck to sit through as an adult. I find some pleasure in almost every bad movie but Eternals just has absolutely nothing going for it. Cgi, direction, acting and music are gut wrenchingly awful. It’s 2.5 hours of nauseating torture conducted by the artistically dead. My girlfriend walked in a couple of times and burst into laughter about what I was making myself watch. "
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| 60 45% |
2012 (2009) - Jan 07, 2022
"This is no doubt one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen, but the cgi destruction and nonsense of it all is pretty catchy. Last third suffers from a common problem with disaster movies: it’s set in the dark, so you can’t see shit"
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