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Cinema Addict - 2094 Film Ratings

Member Since: Apr 7, 2006

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73 38% Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever (2014) - Dec 28, 2020
"Very literally plays like a rejected Lifetime script plucked from its natural surroundings of an incinerator with Grumpy Cat hastily written in. All the comedy falls flat save for Aubrey Plaza's snarky comments. It's also something of a forerunner for Deadpool released two years later. If more time, control and forethought had been given to Plaza she might have elevated it even further. Still, if your natural inclinations is to say "Bah humbug" to Christmas, it's a worthy seasonal distraction."
73 38% Abrakadabra (2018) - Jul 03, 2020
"Captures the look and feel of those high contrast Giallos very well and did a good job with its production designs. If the period hair was more faithful it could easily be confused for an early 80's production. It's a little short though, not much suspense, and could have used much more detective work digging deeper into the occult occurrences only briefly touched upon. The music is great however and really fits. Gore is both a little lite or quite graphic only quickly shown. Recommend Rental."
48 9% Evil Bong 777 (2018) - Apr 19, 2020
"You see that slot machine "777" logo? Well take a good look at it because it's the only slot machine, or gambling, you'll see... In Las Vegas... What it does have is Elvis... As a seven foot tall puppet with porn star Jillian Janson! Yet it is somehow more entertaining than the last few entries by spending time apart in more than two locations, breaking off into vignettes, giving the illusion of a moving plot. If you've stuck with the series this is a fun diversion from the rut we have been in."
66 24% The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) - Apr 11, 2020
"Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt. These are the struggles of man. But when you probe these human frailties thru the character of Jesus with modern sensibilities and in contemporary terms the hypocrisy of the situation becomes apparent. Even the apostles frequently argued between themselves what Jesus meant. The unintended consequences of this is revealing the impossibility of knowing who Jesus really was; if anyone. As Paul boasts, "I created the truth out of what people needed and what they believed.""
77 53% Yoga Hosers (2016) - Mar 20, 2020
"A gender flipped Clerks? Not so much. This is a dumb fun horror comedy. Lily and Harley were pretty good as the leads. Playing teenage girls isn't exactly a stretch for two teenage girls but still they gave a natural and animated performance. Depp's character fits in more nicely in this than in Tusk. As a spoof fan of horror I can dig the Full Moon-esque tiny monsters, Nazi theme, satanists, mad scientist and monster/guy-in-a-suit aspects of this more than your regular Smith/comedy fans would."
90 94% Jojo Rabbit (2019) - Nov 25, 2019
64 21% The Dead Don't Die (2019) - Jun 19, 2019
""This is going to end badly"? Also "start" and "middle" badly too. This plays like a first draft with too much setup and not enough punchline. Scenes with Murray, Driver and Sevigny were fine and could have served as the grounded but humorous lead story for madcap events to encircle but nothing else lands. Quite a bit of it is entirely pointless such as scenes in juvenile detention without even an attempt at humor while Swinton's scenes stop the film cold. A wasted cast, crew and opportunity."
56 15% Star Raiders: The Adventures of Saber Raine (2016) - Jun 07, 2019
"This had some fair productions values, serviceable CGI (considering the scope) and practical effects. The cinematography and overall direction is also good. It has, unfortunately, a terrible script. "
0% Mac and Me (1988) - Jun 04, 2019
"Goebbels-esque in its design and contempt of the audience. Pure propaganda from our odious corporate overlords. The most nefarious thing about this films is the aliens can't live off water; they need Coke. Kids you should drink Coke; not water. Odious. Casting a real disabled child would be progressive if it weren't for the plethora of calculated moments revealing it is pure pandering. [MST3k: They let this drivel off easy. Surprised they let the Pepsi machine at the grocery go without comment.]"
73 38% The Telephone (1988) - Apr 14, 2019
"A funny little movie that's essentially a one woman show and Whoopi Goldberg carried it well with a broad range of impersonations, one ended conversions and some inspired ad-libbing. No plot to speak of just a character study. Worth checking out if you know what you're getting into."