Criticker: Recent Ratings https://www.criticker.com/ A list of all the films FilmsAreNoice has rated at Criticker, ordered by rating date Sat, 7 Nov 2026 19:17:54 +0000 en Die Hard (1988) - 91 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Die-Hard/ Die-Hard-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Die Hard a rating of 91 Die Hard01 Nov 2026
Die Hard (1988)

Rating: 91
Percentile: 75
Review: Christmas Marathon Part 1: One of the quintessential action movies ever made. It has iconic lines and especially iconic characters. It is a classic for a reason. And yes, it IS a Christmas movie full stop
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]]> The Godfather (1972) - 100 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Godfather/ The-Godfather-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave The Godfather a rating of 100 The Godfather01 Nov 2026
The Godfather (1972)

Rating: 100
Percentile: 92.8571
Review: You know that kind of film where everyone loves it and you always hear just how great it is and then it ends up being just as good as everyone was saying? Well there are many great examples of this: Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Spirited Away, and The Apartment. But the biggest example of this to me is none other than, The Godfather. Yes, I know predictable, to say this is one of the great American films ever made, so why should I rave about it?...
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]]> Drop Dead Fred (1991) - 42 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Drop-Dead-Fred/ Drop-Dead-Fred-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Drop Dead Fred a rating of 42 Drop Dead Fred01 Nov 2026
Drop Dead Fred (1991)

Rating: 42
Percentile: 32.1429
Review: One of the hardest films I have ever had to rate. Oh I've seen some films with completely different tones that clash with one another, but they pale in comparison to Drop Dead Fred. I get what this film wants to say, and I respect that, but it cancels out with very unfunny, juvenile, and annoying humor, seriously I couldn't stand it. I don’t hate the entire picture itself, but it is an absolute mess in every possible way you can think of. At l...
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]]> Princess Mononoke (1997) - 94 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Princess-Mononoke/ Princess-Mononoke-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Princess Mononoke a rating of 94 Princess Mononoke01 Nov 2026
Princess Mononoke (1997)

Rating: 94
Percentile: 82.1429
Review: A breathtaking masterpiece. It is actually amazing how this film manages to have both sides of the war look reasonable, yet we disagree with both. All the characters are great, and Miyazaki is actually really good at directing an action film, a bow and arrow shoots off someone's head for Christ's sake! It really is the definition of the word EPIC
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]]> Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off (1986) - 84 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Ferris-Buellers-Day-Off/ Ferris-Buellers-Day-Off-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Ferris Bueller\'s Day Off a rating of 84 Ferris Bueller\01 Nov 2026
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Rating: 84
Percentile: 67.8571
Review: I am kind of mixed on Matthew Broderick as an actor, but this is his peak. He and everyone in this film are hilarious, this really does give you that great feeling of skipping school. And has the best use of Yello's "Oh Yeah" in any movie ever. But hot take, the principal was honestly right. #justiceforrooney
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]]> The English Patient (1996) - 33 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-English-Patient/ The-English-Patient-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave The English Patient a rating of 33 The English Patient01 Nov 2026
The English Patient (1996)

Rating: 33
Percentile: 25
Review: Elaine Benes was right. I cannot believe I wasted my time watching this Oscarbait slop. It is dull and lifeless, at least the cinematography is nice. For every Oscar this film won, that is how many hours long it feels to sit though. This is the film equivalent of waiting in line at the DMV
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]]> The Lion King (1994) - 61 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Lion-King/ The-Lion-King-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave The Lion King a rating of 61 The Lion King01 Nov 2026
The Lion King (1994)

Rating: 61
Percentile: 46.4286
Review: I never understood why The Lion King was treated as film royalty, it is far far far far far far far far from perfect, I like some characters like Scar and Mufasa, who both have great voice actors, the animation is beautiful, the score is amazing, and that opening? top notch! but the film derails heavily after Mufasa's death, it becomes a generic kids movie afterwards, with fart jokes and basic lines, which gives emotional whiplash, Simba is a...
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]]> Titanic (1997) - 82 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Titanic-1997/ Titanic-1997-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Titanic a rating of 82 Titanic01 Nov 2026
Titanic (1997)

Rating: 82
Percentile: 60.7143
Review: Titanic is great! I actually quite enjoy the romance and feel the chemistry is great, I absolutely buy Jack and Rose together. Sure the villain is overly cartoony and certain lines can feel a tiny bit cheesy, but I was a fan of the first half! Shouout to Kathy Bate's really funny and memorable preformance as Molly Brown by the way, I feel we don't talk about it enough. Even if you dislike the romance we have to agree that the actual ship sinking...
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]]> An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997) - 0 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/An-Alan-Smithee-Film-Burn/ An-Alan-Smithee-Film-Burn-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn a rating of 0 An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn01 Nov 2026
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

Rating: 0
Percentile: 7.1429
Review: “It’s worse than Showgirls” How ironic that line is, because the film this line is from really, really, REALLY is, at least Showgirls had the structure of a feature film! Joe Eszterhas really thought he was being clever by throwing a jab at a movie he wrote, This film is magnificently disastrous and mean-spirited. Louis Le Prince made the first motion picture ever made—The Roundhay Garden Scene, maybe one of the reason he disappeared was by sheer...
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]]> Freddy Got Fingered (2001) - 55 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Freddy-Got-Fingered/ Freddy-Got-Fingered-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Freddy Got Fingered a rating of 55 Freddy Got Fingered01 Nov 2026
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Rating: 55
Percentile: 39.2857
Review: Freddy Got Fingered is not a good film objectively. It is a gross out anti-comedy with basically ZERO plot, it's just Tom Green doing the most vile things he can get away with. It barely actually tries to make the cartoonist thing be the main thing. It is horrifying but it is weirdly an amazing time. Every scene I was bracing myself towards because you never know what on God's Green Earth will happen next. It is so surreal, and Rip Torn’s p...
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]]> North (1994) - 0 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/North/ North-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave North a rating of 0 North01 Nov 2026
North (1994)

Rating: 0
Percentile: 7.1429
Review: The global disaster known as North is stuck in a lose-lose situation, we live in the timeline where Ebert loathed this film so much it became a laughingstock, but even without that review it would just be forgotten, so the film cannot win. I myself watched this movie and it was abysmal, simply how does a director fall from grace this badly? It is such a vacant train wreck of a film, every single wrong decision that could have possibly been done...
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]]> Police Academy (1984) - 74 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Police-Academy/ Police-Academy-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Police Academy a rating of 74 Police Academy01 Nov 2026
Police Academy (1984)

Rating: 74
Percentile: 53.5714
Review: Ah Police Academy, a 1980s comedy staple! This a great comfort watch, it is very funny. I like how the film will do anything, literally take any route for a joke, whether a raunchy, sexist, or racist joke, the film doesn’t care, it just wants to make you laugh. The plot follows that the mayor orders the police to accept all willing applicants for training at the academy, regardless of how suitable they are. However Chief Hurst and Lieutenant H...
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]]> Walker (1987) - 31 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Walker/ Walker-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Walker a rating of 31 Walker01 Nov 2026
Walker (1987)

Rating: 31
Percentile: 17.8571
Review: Walker has to be one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. It marketed itself as a serious bio pic, but it could only handle being one for like 45 minutes. Some good things are that the sets are great, and Ed Harris acts his absolute heart out. You think you are watching a normal movie. But then Alex Cox pulls the rug under you and decides to give you some goofball ludicracy. Now look, there is a huge difference between stupid funny and...
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]]> Spirited Away (2001) - 100 - 01 Nov 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Spirited-Away/ Spirited-Away-filmsarenoice Sun, 1 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000 FilmsAreNoice gave Spirited Away a rating of 100 Spirited Away01 Nov 2026
Spirited Away (2001)

Rating: 100
Percentile: 92.8571
Review: Spirited Away is without a doubt the greatest animated film I have ever seen. It is a very interesting film. When I saw it I knew it was a masterpiece but it was tough to explain why at first, but like almost all Ghibli films, a rewatch helped clarify why it was so great. I have seen it so many times because it is just that awesome now allow me to explain why I adore this film so much! Of course we have to start off with the animation, it is...
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