Innocent Blood

chmulcr0n
Review by
13 Mar 2026
Good
70th percentile
73
Loggia and LaPaglia are great, but I wonder if they only went for Parillaud because of the nudity and the sex scenes. Because the woman can't act for shit in English. "English"... Sometimes I even needed subtitles. She sounded like she was trying to read the lines phonetically, instead of understanding what she was saying. Or, acting, at all. As if someone read her the line and she was trying to repeat it from memory, often misremembering syllables. Most lines sounded like they were tongue twisters rather than a person speaking. :D

But it's still great fun. Her character is a little annoying in the beginning because of all that, but it's just a great, fun, competent mix of comedy, horror and mobster shit.
Costumes, cinematography, and special effects are really great, and production design as well as editing are very on point, too.
Mini Review: Loggia and LaPaglia are great, but I they obviously cast Parillaud for the sex scenes. The woman can't act for shit in "English". Most lines sounded like they were tongue twisters rather than a person speaking. But it's still great fun. Her character is a little annoying in the beginning, but it's just a great, fun, competent mix of comedy, horror and mobster shit. Costumes, cinematography, and special effects are really great, and production design as well as editing are very on