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71 60% | Trap (2024) - Rated 26 Aug 2024 |
65 40% | Whispers in the Dark (1992) - Rated 26 Aug 2024
"Too overstuffed with arcs. Becomes schlockier and schlockier in the last 30 minutes, and more and more predictable, but ends effectively and satisfyingly enough. The acting was damn good across the board, especiallyon LaPaglia's side. Music, cinematography and general style are all on point as well. Just a really well-executed movie based on a kinda weak script. So if you like 90s thrillery things with eroticism it's at least a decent guilty pleasure."
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37 8% | Cat Ballou (1965) - Rated 26 Aug 2024
"If you make a comedy, at least make it funny. I wouldn't call it a mess, it's more of a tonal douche. And the songs are very, very dumb. Lee Marvin is the only genuinely good thing about this movie, but can't save it."
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76 82% | Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) - Rated 26 Aug 2024
"Disappointing, but intriguing at the same time. The unexciting background score probably being the biggest disappointment. It's easy to marvel at the technical prowess of this one, but hard to be immersed. You could feel Fury Road while this one you can just look at. It's a pretty great movie, but in contrast to Fury Road it's pretty tame. Everything feels like a cake walk in comparison (because you already know the world), even though it's supposed to feel more evil and tough and menacing."
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67 47% | Pig (2021) - Rated 27 Jul 2024
"That one restaurant scene has the best chef acting in the world from Cage. :D The movie isn't anything special though. It would probably even be better if it had dared to take a more ordinary route in terms of character journey and plot structure."
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45 13% | The Beekeeper (2024) - Rated 27 Jul 2024
"Did someone lose a bet here? Or was it an experiment? How much dumb shit you could put in a movie and have it still be greenlit? The whole movie I was imagining some drunken get-together with Wimmer's buddies going "Dude, and then you have to like, compare everything to something stupid, like bees or something, even though it never makes any sense, but you gotta make a whole screenplay out of it. And never once make fun of it or comment on how dumb it is! Now chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!""
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77 84% | The Fabelmans (2022) - Rated 27 Jul 2024
"Spielbergiest Spielberg in quite a while. Featuring a surprisingly unsethrogen Seth Rogen."
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85 96% | Louis C.K.: Back to the Garden (2023) - Rated 27 Jul 2024 |
77 84% | The Legend of 1900 (1998) - Rated 27 Jul 2024
"This might be the most unique/best use of music in a movie I've ever seen. Even if it's, on principal, the most obvious. Thanks, Morricone!"
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43 11% | The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) - Rated 27 Jul 2024 |