Sheena

chmulcr0n
Review by
28 Aug 2014
Awesome
89th percentile
79
This review contains spoilers
Guy meets girl? Check.
Girl rides a zebra painted horse and can command gergeous animals via jungle magic? Check.
Girl is played by Tanya Roberts? Check.
Titties? Check.
Fur on Vic Casey? Check.
Erotic kissing? Check.
Schmaltzy romance? Check.
Death by flamingos? Check.
Gorgeous jungle and savanna shots? Check.
Directed by John Guillermin? Check.
Mixing soapy romance, political intrigue, shooty action, exotic adventure and jungle princess magic? Check.
Guy sacrifices himself/saves girl by explosion? Check.
Great, schmaltzy ending? Check.
Music sounds like Hanz Zimmer remixed by Vangelis? Check.

How is this not the perfect comfort movie? I'm serious you guys.
Mini Review: Guy meets girl. Girl rides a zebra painted horse and can command gergeous animals via jungle magic. Girl is played by Tanya Roberts. Titties. Fur on Vic Casey. Erotic kissing. Schmaltzy romance. Death by flamingos. Gorgeous jungle and savanna shots. Mixing soapy romance, political intrigue, shooty action, exotic adventure and jungle princess magic. Guy sacrifices himself/saves girl by explosion. Great, schmaltzy ending. Music sounds like Hanz Zimmer remixed by Vangelis. Perfect comfort movie.