The Matrix Resurrections
12/26/2021:
Anyway, a few years later and without a soda can, this is still really boring. Honestly, what a shitty, unneeded film that tries to elicit nostalgia and forgets to be its own movie. It is even more nonsensical than the last two. I think I almost choked on my popcorn this time just for the mercy of not watching this film anymore. Am I being extreme? I feel like I am being extreme. This film sucks, and it offends me after watching the other films.
1/4/2026:
When I first watched this movie in 2021, I was alone in my room and got so bored out of my mind that I ended up playing with a soda can on my desk. For some reason, I put my fingers in it and almost sliced off the top half of my left‑hand ring finger when it got stuck, all because I just needed something to do with my hands. My fingers are all intact, no thanks to this movie, and that incident is the only thing I remembered from this travesty.
Anyway, a few years later and without a soda can, this is still really boring. Honestly, what a shitty, unneeded film that tries to elicit nostalgia and forgets to be its own movie. It is even more nonsensical than the last two. I think I almost choked on my popcorn this time just for the mercy of not watching this film anymore. Am I being extreme? I feel like I am being extreme. This film sucks, and it offends me after watching the other films.
I was considering rating this a 2/10, but fuck this film, because I think it tried to kill me every time I watched it. There will not be a third time, I want to live! I will say, though, that I did enjoy Neil Patrick Harris. He was very funny. Oh, and naming a black cat Deja Vu is also great. At least I get to watch The Animatrix tomorrow and enjoy something from The Matrix again! :)
Anyway, a few years later and without a soda can, this is still really boring. Honestly, what a shitty, unneeded film that tries to elicit nostalgia and forgets to be its own movie. It is even more nonsensical than the last two. I think I almost choked on my popcorn this time just for the mercy of not watching this film anymore. Am I being extreme? I feel like I am being extreme. This film sucks, and it offends me after watching the other films.
1/4/2026:
When I first watched this movie in 2021, I was alone in my room and got so bored out of my mind that I ended up playing with a soda can on my desk. For some reason, I put my fingers in it and almost sliced off the top half of my left‑hand ring finger when it got stuck, all because I just needed something to do with my hands. My fingers are all intact, no thanks to this movie, and that incident is the only thing I remembered from this travesty.
Anyway, a few years later and without a soda can, this is still really boring. Honestly, what a shitty, unneeded film that tries to elicit nostalgia and forgets to be its own movie. It is even more nonsensical than the last two. I think I almost choked on my popcorn this time just for the mercy of not watching this film anymore. Am I being extreme? I feel like I am being extreme. This film sucks, and it offends me after watching the other films.
I was considering rating this a 2/10, but fuck this film, because I think it tried to kill me every time I watched it. There will not be a third time, I want to live! I will say, though, that I did enjoy Neil Patrick Harris. He was very funny. Oh, and naming a black cat Deja Vu is also great. At least I get to watch The Animatrix tomorrow and enjoy something from The Matrix again! :)
Mini Review: Anyway, a few years later and without a soda can, this is still really boring. Honestly, what a shitty, unneeded film that tries to elicit nostalgia and forgets to be its own movie. It is even more nonsensical than the last two. I think I almost choked on my popcorn this time just for the mercy of not watching this film anymore. Am I being extreme? I feel like I am being extreme. This film sucks, and it offends me after watching the other films.
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