Troll 2
Have any of you fallen asleep reading a vegetable cookbook and woken up to find a priest force-feeding your son ice cream in an abandoned warehouse basement with the whole town? You haven't?! OH... MY...... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, luckily, Officer Gene Freak is on the scene, and he's going to feed you a... moldy hamburger... and laugh at you when you ask where the women are. Oh... Oh my god!
Okay, well, Creedence Leonore Gielgud looks like a nice lady, so the town is not so bad. Wait, she's a vegan too and wants to turn you into plants using a stolen rock from Stonehenge? Oh, god, oh my god, they are going to eat me. They are going to eat me! They are going to eat YOU!
You might think I'm spoiling the best parts, but I didn't even mention the popcorn sex party! Yeah, there's a popcorn sex party in this, and it's my dream to go out that way, drowning in popcorn and whatever freak Creedence Leonore Gielgud has got going on. To be honest, I think the popcorn is the only food I could really eat, since I'm pretty sure everything else has gluten in it.
Quite honestly, my friend and I had so much fun with this one. I don't even know what to rate it because there's actually some good prosthetics, and I swear this movie has self-awareness. The acting is bad especially by the parents, but the rest of the cast seem to be having fun. The production has a lot of green slime and it's spooky in a funny way. In terms of cult classic movies, this is one of the best movies I have seen, alongside The Room! That's why this is a 10/10, and I offer no apologies!
There's way too much to discuss, and I haven't really spoiled anything. This is a movie that you need to experience for yourself to believe it! Creedence Leonore Gielgud and Officer Gene Freak are obviously the best characters. I want a whole movie with them!
But yeah, the moral of the story is to never trust vegans, or else they will eat you! Remember to eat your meats, fats, and cholesterol, or you're the prime target to be eaten by trolls, erm, goblins! The best anti-vegan movie ever made!
Well, luckily, Officer Gene Freak is on the scene, and he's going to feed you a... moldy hamburger... and laugh at you when you ask where the women are. Oh... Oh my god!
Okay, well, Creedence Leonore Gielgud looks like a nice lady, so the town is not so bad. Wait, she's a vegan too and wants to turn you into plants using a stolen rock from Stonehenge? Oh, god, oh my god, they are going to eat me. They are going to eat me! They are going to eat YOU!
You might think I'm spoiling the best parts, but I didn't even mention the popcorn sex party! Yeah, there's a popcorn sex party in this, and it's my dream to go out that way, drowning in popcorn and whatever freak Creedence Leonore Gielgud has got going on. To be honest, I think the popcorn is the only food I could really eat, since I'm pretty sure everything else has gluten in it.
Quite honestly, my friend and I had so much fun with this one. I don't even know what to rate it because there's actually some good prosthetics, and I swear this movie has self-awareness. The acting is bad especially by the parents, but the rest of the cast seem to be having fun. The production has a lot of green slime and it's spooky in a funny way. In terms of cult classic movies, this is one of the best movies I have seen, alongside The Room! That's why this is a 10/10, and I offer no apologies!
There's way too much to discuss, and I haven't really spoiled anything. This is a movie that you need to experience for yourself to believe it! Creedence Leonore Gielgud and Officer Gene Freak are obviously the best characters. I want a whole movie with them!
But yeah, the moral of the story is to never trust vegans, or else they will eat you! Remember to eat your meats, fats, and cholesterol, or you're the prime target to be eaten by trolls, erm, goblins! The best anti-vegan movie ever made!
Mini Review: Fall asleep reading a cookbook and wake up to a priest force-feeding your son ice cream in a warehouse basement with the whole town?! OH MY GOOOOOD! Officer Gene Freak feeds you a moldy hamburger, while vegan Creedence wants to turn you into plants with Stonehenge rock! THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME! There's a popcorn sex party, and drowning in popcorn is my dream death. My friend and I had a blast. Gloriously insane like The Room. 10/10, no apologies! Never trust vegans, or goblins will eat YOU!
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