The Odyssey

jeegie
Review by
14 Nov 2026
Not That Hot
38th percentile
70
opening a movie with Travis Scott screaming on a table banging a cane up and down is so fucking stupid and I’m glad it happened. I probably would’ve liked this a lot more if I was into nerd stuff like magic witches and big monster people, but it’s still alright. Matt Damon has never been better and his white beard was raw af. Tom Holland and Zendaya sucked ass, her inclusion genuinely just distracted me. this is just a personal grievance but that shit with the pigs legit grossed me the fuck out, and watching the scenes with the dogs made me sad.
Mini Review: opening a movie with Travis Scott screaming on a table banging a cane up and down is so fucking stupid and I’m glad it happened. I probably would’ve liked this a lot more if I was into nerd stuff like magic witches and big monster people, but it’s still alright. Matt Damon has never been better and his white beard was raw af. Tom Holland and Zendaya sucked ass, her inclusion genuinely just distracted me. this is just a personal grievance but that shit with the pigs legit grossed me the fuc...
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