Heart Eyes

Honestly really fun! Does a good job at both truly being a slasher and truly being a romcom. This movie must have been such an ego booster for Mason Gooding, they spend so much fucking time talking about how hot he is. Jordana Brewster was totally hot being a serial killer btw, kind of wish it'd been murderous lesbians instead of just some IT guy. And the other lesbian should have been Sara Foster. Also wish there had been a bit more focus on the supporting characters, because having three killers and then having two of them be people we either never or barely met is just a little disappointing. Flopuary 2026: 2025