Jurassic World

sniffly
Review by
06 Nov 2026
Bad
10th percentile
40
was reading up on the development hell that jurassic world iv + the sequel to the game Trespasser went through before turning into jurassic world. it's so cool that it seems like trevorrow and co were so hyper aware of all the things that would suck in this movie and still made it the way it is. stuff like "oh we don't want to make annoying kids" "oh it would be dumb to open up the park" "oh Claire is underdeveloped as a character" and still this is the movie that gets made. one of the things trevorrow even brought up is how soulless a lot of this is! and Owen SUUUUUUUUCKS. piece of shit character. 2 stars for Jimmy buffett and that this movie resulted in Velocicoaster
Mini Review: was reading up on the development hell that jurassic world iv + the sequel to the game Trespasser went through before turning into jurassic world. it's so cool that it seems like trevorrow and co were so hyper aware of all the things that would suck in this movie and still made it the way it is. stuff like "oh we don't want to make annoying kids" "oh it would be dumb to open up the park" "oh Claire is underdeveloped as a character" and still this is the movie that gets made. one of the things...
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