Bullet Train

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Review by
13 Nov 2026
Decent
58th percentile
60
Take everything I said in my review of Gunpowder Milkshake: terrific supporting cast, nicely shot action, good energy, but a wildly miscast lead, and having enough story for about 75% of its runtime. Now add in a director that is trying to imitate the frenetic pacing and style of Edgar Wright, and it’s coming off as just that: an imitation. That’s Bullet Train. Perfectly watchable, mindlessly enjoyable, but nowhere near as clever or stylish as it thinks it is, a fair bit too long, and stuck with an anchor of a lead that is an otherwise great actor in a role that is ill-suited for them or the movie, but buoyed by everyone else around them.
Mini Review: Take everything I said in my review of Gunpowder Milkshake: terrific supporting cast, nicely shot action, good energy, but a wildly miscast lead, and having enough story for about 75% of its runtime. Now add in a director that is trying to imitate the frenetic pacing and style of Edgar Wright, and it’s coming off as just that: an imitation. That’s Bullet Train. Perfectly watchable, mindlessly enjoyable, but nowhere near as clever or stylish as it thinks it is, a fair bit too long, and s...
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