Catch Me If You Can

This should be a home run. A 19 year old manages to pull off a sophisticated check cashing scam across the globe, all the while successfully impersonating an airline pilot, an ER doctor AND a lawyer. Tom Hanks. Leonardo DiCaprio. What could go wrong? I’ll tell you what: the movie is just BORING. Tom Hanks’ FBI bank fraud agent is a suit. Leo is a snot-nosed shithead hurting real people. It feels like someone turned a police report into a movie. There’s no drama, no excitement, no comedy. Just a dull recreation of events. It’s the opposite of biopics that inject too much drama into their subjects’ lives; this sucks the drama OUT. I wish I could say more about it, but it’s just ... so ... bland. This is the plain white toast on a paper plate of movies. It’s not horrible, just horribly boring.