Fright Night

A list of questions that occurred to me watching this: Why does Amy love this whiny butthole that tries to guilt her into sex, then ignores her when she wants to talk? Why is Dandrige angry about his secret being revealed when he takes absolutely NO precautions to protect it? And why doesn’t he kill Charlie on any of the multiple occasions he has a clean shot? Why does every scene with Evil Ed fucking suck? How did this person get this role over anybody else? And why is Charlie even friends with this shithead? Why is Charlie’s mom even a character in this? Why does Charlie (who looks 24 but is playing some kind of high schooler) think a fucking ACTOR is qualified to help fight a vampire? Does he realize movies are fiction? WHY IS CHRIS SARANDON CONSTANTLY EATING AN APPLE? Why does the dance scene just go on and on and on and on and on? Why is the turning of Amy played romantically when it feels like pedophilia? Why did the cross work on Evil Ed and Amy but not on Dandrige? What happens to Peres’s faith? Why does Evil Ed’s death take two full minutes of screen time? Are we supposed to be surprised by Dandrige’s assistant not being mortal? Why would a vampire buy a house with a massive window that can be avoided facing due east? How did Amy’s hair grow? Who has this many windows in a basement? WHY WON’T THIS MOVIE JUST COMMIT TO AN ENDING? How did Amy get cured when they said Dandrige had to be killed BEFORE DAWN?!? How did Peter get his job back? Why the sequel bait ending that makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER? Most of all, what am I missing that everybody else sees in this movie?!?