Godzilla vs. Kong
I have some questions.
How does Godzilla know that a Mechagodzilla is being made? And why does this anger him?
Is the little girl psychic? Because her connection and communication seems far beyond ASL.
If the boat fleet wasn’t in Godzilla’s territory, how did G know where to find it?
Are we supposed to be in suspense for a Kong/Godzilla fight at the 30 minute mark?
Why was there an axe-shaped indentation? And how did that make the power turn on?
Considering the rapid speed at which the underground rocket car took off at, shouldn’t Mille Bobbie Brown and the other two paper thin meat-bags have been pulverized by the G-forces?
If the humans needed special ships to counteract a slingshot effect and a massive change in gravity when going through a tunnel to hollow Earth, why didn’t it encounter those issues in the hole in the Earth Godzilla created with his radioactive breath?
If Mecha’s red death breath could cut one monster in half, why couldn’t it’s super-charged version do the same to Godzilla?
Considering Godzilla’s breath was cutting through buildings like a knife through warm butter, why did the circular top of that building atop it like it was Captain America’s shield?
Am i supposed to give a shit about any of the human characters when the movie can barely name them, let alone develop any character trait beyond “worried”?
These are just some of the questions this movie could not give a FUCK to answer. There’s also the editing, which was apparently done by an ADHD-afflicted Flash after a keg of Monster and a kilo of cocaine. The enormous amount of time spent with human characters that have less depth than the first victims is a slasher movie. Why is Apex Labs positioned as nefarious bad guys when, logically, a mechanical kaiju under human control makes sense?
If you want to make rock-stupid destruction porn, fine, I can deal with that. I freely admit to liking some moronic movies. But you can’t use a script that has holes you could pilot the Death Star through and expect viewers to forget them because BIG ANIMALS SMASH CITY. This movie is fundamentally broken and astoundingly awful.
Mini Review: I have some questions.
How does Godzilla know that a Mechagodzilla is being made? And why does this anger him?
Is the little girl psychic? Because her connection and communication seems far beyond ASL.
If the boat fleet wasn’t in Godzilla’s territory, how did G know where to find it?
Are we supposed to be in suspense for a Kong/Godzilla fight at the 30 minute mark?
Why was there an axe-shaped indentation? And how did that make the power turn on?
Considering the rapid speed a...
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