Possessor

You have an amazing concept like “turn Quantum Leap into a horror movie about assassins and merging consciousnesses”, and instead of white-knuckle scares and tense pacing, you get glacial storytelling, comically ridiculous amounts of blood, and middle school attempts at profundity. I cannot believe they screwed up what should be a slam dunk concept with this tiresome, excruciating, shallow, pedantic bullshit. Everybody acts like they’re on a diet of Ambien and NyQuil, which makes the movie feel even more ponderous. And the ending, when it FINALLY comes after like six teases of this atrocity coming in for a landing, is so transparent and insulting, you’re liable to hurl your remote at your TV. Slurp shit and die, Possessor. Slurp shit and die.