Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Acting so wooden, birds try to build nests in the actors’ hairs. A weird contradiction of morality in that it avoids the gore you’d expect to see, but there is an abundance of pointless, leering nudity. A farcical and stupid voice for the imp that’s straight out of a blaxploitation movie. A minimal runtime that feels twice as long as it is, and yet, the ending still feels abrupt and unearned. Cinematography done by a blind person. Editing done by stapling film strips to the wall and throws axes at it. You may look at the title and think “I need to set the bar low”. Trust me, it isn’t low enough.