The Warriors

streetsajed
Review by
13 Nov 2026
Alright
43rd percentile
50
I wish I could say more about this movie, but this movie is the epitome of "meh". I couldn't find anything that made it good or bad. It existed in a weird, campy middle ground for me at all times; just campy enough in a good way to not be bored, but also campy enough in a bad way to riff as my wife and I watched it. It never does anything of note, good or bad; it just kind of soldiers on, the same way The Warriors themselves soldier on as they try to get back to their stamping grounds. That's really about all I can say on it.
Mini Review: I wish I could say more about this movie, but this movie is the epitome of "meh". I couldn't find anything that made it good or bad. It existed in a weird, campy middle ground for me at all times; just campy enough in a good way to not be bored, but also campy enough in a bad way to riff as my wife and I watched it. It never does anything of note, good or bad; it just kind of soldiers on, the same way The Warriors themselves soldier on as they try to get back to their stamping grounds. That's...
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