Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible

5% is the lowest rating for standup just because you get at least 5% for having the gall to show up. Maybe he should get another 10% for showing up many times, because at a certain point, it's definitely easier to stay home with a hang over. But then take away some points, because some people just have such natural narcissism that showing up for attention is the easiest thing. So one can't make too many assumptions. Here's a 5/100 on good faith.