Bert is weird. He's fat, probably alcoholic, often stupid. Yet he has this weird tenacity to just be a winner at life. This dude did a triathalon and I can't fucking fathom how. It blows my mind. Also, he's pretty good at telling a story. And from podcasts, very good at listening to stories. People call his laugh annoying, but to me it sounds very genuine and is infectious. What can I say, I can't help but like him.

Bert Kreischer is fake as fuck and it's really shocking to me that he's become so popular, and that The Machine story is even considered mildly entertaining.