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CMonster

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Cinema Addict - 1412 Film Ratings

Member Since: Mar 24, 2011

Location: AK, USA

Bio: My ranking guide:Over 50-I'd recommend it. Some on the lower end in the 50's and 60's maybe only for certain occasions.
50-hilariously bad. so bad they need to be seen. the kind of film that deserves a 0 and a 100 at the same time.
Under 50-would not recommend most of these films. Some would be ok in a certain situation, like with rifftrax or if your lady is all into it and you have no spine.

more Recent Ratings

65 42% Law Abiding Citizen (2009) - Oct 17, 2022
"Revenge for a home invasion is porn for middle aged white guys. By my score you can tell I'm not quite middle aged and don't have kids yet. In 15 years this movie will get a perfect score, I'll be jacked from supplements sold by questionably intelligent media personalities, and my dick will need extra strength viagra and a man in a gimp suit to get hard."
90 93% The Northman (2022) - Oct 15, 2022
"Incorrect: SkarsgÄrd is 7 inches taller than the average viking. Correct: to become a man you must let Wilem Dafoe be your spirit guide while you trip balls and stick your hand inside your father."
81 72% El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) - Oct 12, 2022
"So I saw about 5 seconds of an ad for a movie called El Camino with Aaron Paul driving a car and genuinely thought everyone was joking that it was a Jesse Pinkman movie cause everybody made the same jokes about Paul's first big project post Breaking Bad which was Need for Speed since the last thing you see of Jesse in Breaking Bad is him speeding away. But it wasn't a joke. I literally found out it wasn't a joke last night while looking for something to watch. How is this not a joke?"
89 90% Princess Mononoke (1997) - Oct 10, 2022
"While I thought it would be very black and white nature good/man bad, it was actually more nuanced than that. And I don't think it really came to a hard conclusion to its core question of how we balance man's drive for strength, growth, etc. while protecting and respecting nature. And while certainly it does conclusively answer some questions, like should you decapitate God...HOLY SHIT they literally just de-armed a guy with an arrow. Not like knocked his weapon away, blew both arms clean off."
10 2% Born to Raise Hell (2010) - Sep 25, 2022
"So this movie has fire breathing strippers. I'm now obsessed with the idea of a stripper circus. But not like cirque de solei, but classic old school trashy circus. Lion tamer, bearded lady, trapeze acrobats catching each others pull away pants instead of hands. I think its a good idea."
69 45% A Scanner Darkly (2006) - Aug 31, 2022
"I think my issue is the script. It fails to capture the slow split if Arctor's mind. It ultimately had to take a tell, don't show approach both because it misses the mark and its not quite long enough. I like the rotoscoped look and the acting is all good. I just wanted more I guess."
78 62% The Machinist (2004) - Aug 19, 2022
"Bro, eat some of that fucking pie."
88 87% A Fistful of Dollars (1964) - Aug 19, 2022
"Maybe its cause my own eyesight is bad, but Leone makes me feel seen with all the close ups of people squinting. I love seeing myself represented by movie characters. Everybody also being sweaty and dirty adds to my personal immersion."
86 83% The Boys (2019) - Aug 01, 2022
"3 seasons in: Really on the nose a lot both to its benefit and detriment. Cynical, bloody, funny, grotesque. Its a big mixed bag mostly pulling out winners. Certainly has a political point of view but isn't overly nice to its own side. I dig it. If you like blood and guys really into milk, you'll probably like it."
55 32% Top Gun: Maverick (2022) - Jul 14, 2022
"Like, sure, I came when fast planes went brrr, but a good portion of this movie is pretty dookie. Came real good though so it gets a passing grade."