Hercules: The Legendary Journeys meets Legends of the Hidden Temple, as performed by your local bodybuilder community theater. Every single aspect of this show is so cheap and stupid that it's hard to not be entertained by the sheer audacity of it all. Cheese by the Crom-ful.

So how bad is this really? The DVD set has no episode numbers on the DVDs anywhere. So the two episodes I've watched, with a long interval, by picking a random episode, turned out to be the same one. Yet I didn't realize until the very end when a terrible CGI blob appeared, because the rest of the episode was so goddamn unmemorable.