Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber

6

This is a mess. It doesn't stick to a genre, which makes the ending come out of nowhere, it doesn't allow any development for its characters, and it isn't funny. When the opening title scene is the best part of the film, you know you're not in for a good time. If you've heard of this movie, and you were curious about it, stay far away. If you hadn't heard about it, forget I said anything and continue your ignorance -- it'll be better for you than wasting 90 minutes with this eyesore.

Generally speaking, if you're going to make a movie about someone who's in need of becoming a better person, they should have at least ONE good quality outside of being hot. Seriously, it's hard to root for a character who has zero redeeming qualities as a human being. It's nothing against JLH; there just aren't many movies with protagonists written to be this loathesome (and I've seen American Psycho.)