In the future, every other man looks like Michael Ironside...but no man is truly him. Note to scriptwriters of the 90s: Guns that shoot sound waves to incapacitate criminals is kind of cool. The prefix 'ultra' is also cool. But guys, 'ultrasound' is not the word you were looking for here. Though, I have to give you credit. Any movie which features a final showdown between a prematurely balding ex-cop and a denim-clad Hoff on the 2nd floor of a suburban shopping mall is the epitome of epicness.

The TV-series hero (David Hasselhoff) fights future gunrunners with a policewoman (Susan Norman) and his talking supercar, KITT.

They lost it.