The Diceman Cometh

This is definitely an excellent set of jokes. But there's a WHOLE lot of rusty water that needs to be shitted out before you get to the good stuff. After the plain, unfunny intro sketch, the horrible nursery rhymes, and the even more horrendous audience reactions, we're 20 minutes in and the jokes finally start -- but a number of the punchlines are ruined by the audience's whooping and hollering (they're even lit up as much as the main man so you can truly see their ugliness). Dice is funny.

Sometimes we, through circumstances outside our control, become much too well informed about things we hate…so if it seems like there’s an ADC-shaped chip on my shoulder—does that make sense? Why is there a chip there, anyway? What is the origin of this phrase? (*Googles*) I guess whittling the chip into the shape of ADC is almost a lurid preoccupation with the matter. Like, would one then dare ADC himself to knock the little wooden effigy of himself off, as a means of inciting combat? Anyway…