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This Means War (2012)

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Summary: Two top CIA operatives wage an epic battle against one another after they discover they are dating the same woman. (imdb) (by )
Poster submitted by toro913
Country: USA
Directed By: McG
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na nickwin_dk
37
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na filmaffinity
53
T3
na kangadoodoo
35
T2
na ludvigsen
30
T1
na apuma
0
T1
na ayall
74
T3
na stojke.igor
30
T4
na masrlinu
70
T5
na Charlie
40
T1
na I0000days
40
T2
na Msoada
50
T2
na kyussj
60
T4
na teddi
55
T5
na fad
0
T1
na riseoffall
53
T4
na lanfor
50
T4
na LethianDream
37
T1
na Snazz
40
T2
The trailer promotes the film as a comedy/action for the male audience, but in fact it turns out to be more of a rom-com with just as much Witherspoon screen time as the guys have and only a hint of action. By going in two opposite directions at once, it becomes the "perfect" comprise for a couple's movie choice. There a little in there for both the guy and the girl... but no one will truly like it. And oh, obviously the wrong guy gets the girl *tsk-tsk*
na lebnof
36
T2
na strugart
70
T6
na roxmysox891
80
T6
na sabysims
80
T7
na Cutsman
80
T5
Considering it is a romantic comedy, it exceeded my expectations. It had some good laughs, Tom Hardy and Chris Pine have great on screen chemistry. Good for at least a one time watch!
na Kramer
10
T1
na tjyrjen
30
T1
na td888
50
T1
Meaningless fodder.
na elbandito95
74
T7
na Gordon
1
T1
na sXeB34ST
86
T4
na lojze
30
T2
na cr00mz
6
T6
na Peter_Pain
60
T3
na Wysh
60
T5
na merderein
70
T3
na Baby Fish
0
T1
na x@nder
65
T6
na diabrura
50
T1
na toro913
41
T3
na k92tina
100
T9
LOVED IT :))))
na evrenuyanik
45
T3
na gaddark
40
T1
na bullet06
65
T4
na dcatcher
35
T2
na vulchica
57
T6
na pittler
56
T4
na alploganer
73
T4
na halkas
34
T3
na Joan Of Arc
68
T5
na DonMata
74
T7
na danwest6
53
T2
na iamai
6
T5
na areels
20
T2
na IrishCassidy
44
T2
na beebeedeedop
30
T1
The undeniably talented actors are wasted in this movie with an inherently cliched premise and uninspired dialogue.
na Lembie
70
T2
na eksero
80
T6
na penguinfreud
15
T2
na spatiu
50
T1
na miawallce
43
T1
na Cyberedge
70
T5
na daria.wrazen
70
T6
na zacd
40
T1
na gam01
24
T1
na tranquillity
70
T1
na Alyne
73
T6
na JeRxclusive
69
T4
na tlaudal
52
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na Hagbard
42
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na korbenPL
30
T2
na murtyrock
67
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na creck
50
T2
na elmayarasi
62
T2
na wokkal
80
T6
na Sacit
70
T4
na kayserili80
70
T6
na sebie288
30
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na Bunyas
58
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na pisser
40
T2
na JoO
72
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na bad_juice
55
T8
na bitz_2008
26
T1
na arirang
83
T5
na Wiche
75
T7
na numan
39
T1
na markgreg
60
T4
na imdb
64
T5
na KCR
22
T1
na RobJa
68
T3
na spacefloh
70
T8
ger; [Das gibt Ärger; This means war]; zwei spione verlieben sich in dieselbe frau und kämpfen nun mit allen mitteln.;
na Roger_Ebert
3
T3
na Nordvig
35
T1
na constantine
62
T3
na Rufflesack
25
T3
That this is McG's best film to date says infinitely more about the rest of his filmography than about this film. The little enjoyment derivable from this is from the occasional chemistry between the leads (mostly Hardy/Pine, Witherspoon is flat as usual) and the slight coolness it manages to muster up in its action sequence payoff. Terrible story, way too slick execution, ridiculously named director. Hey Hollywood, stop giving work to someone who goes by the name "McG" professionally.
na JJ1986
50
T4
na megikiara
70
T7
na annie
10
T1
na katieevans
56
T4
i recommend watching this with a bottle of australian cabernet because you focus more on the wine than anything else
na naroz
89
T9
na CosmicMonkey
45
T1
A pinnacle of modern film-making; intelligent and thought-provoking; it raises many questions but answers none: Why is there a British guy working for the CIA? Why are they in LA? How could anyone possibly find Reese Witherspoon that attractive? Could a plot be anymore predictable? How much more drab could you possibly make a main character? If the Secret Service is really this inept and inefficient, is it really any wonder that 9/11 was allowed to occur?
na MrsEmmaPeel
65
T2
na lotr23
40
T2
na MovieCrazy21
83
T10
na SirStuckey
20
T1
Two best friends spy/stalk a woman while constantly lying about who they are. Naturally she falls in love with both of them. It's the most romantic story ever told.
na cjj2006
35
T1
na Bunken
40
T3
It is very hard not to ignore the idiotic premise, which has been told a trillion times before. But as long as you do not take it for more than it is, it's 90 minutes of decent action/comedy entertainment. Hardy and Pine has a great bromance chemistry between them and it is nice to see that there are some hopes for up and coming leading men in Hollywood.
na nickv
56
T3
na Meta Critic
31
T1
na NRM01
46
T3
na xacviant
24
T1
Another helping of inane Hollywood crap, boasting a particularly awful script and a weak performance from Reese Witherspoon, which makes the premise (two spies battling viciously over her) fairly hard to swallow. Tom Hardy is always good, and he and Chris Pine have some solid byplay, but Pine's character is such a bastard, the film wastes Til Schweiger and Angela Bassett so totally, and Chelsea Handler is so damned annoying, that it's a chore to sit through (and why the anti-British sentiment?).
na Gaile
49
T4
na danluvana
63
T5
na Stewball
30
T1
Of all the pitiful elements of this move, I don't know which was worse, the writing or the direction. It was like they shot it in 3 days. It had a couple of sparks but not enough to warrant paying to see it. The paintball scene was probably the best, but not the groin shot they used in the preview meant to appeal to the best American Home Videos audiences, I guess.
na filmcricket
42
T3
na retsxlif
70
T6
na Audrius
60
T4
na Pyrohemian
48
T2
na nothingtosay
70
T5
While the plot is cheesy, character developement is almost non-existent, its dialogue are packed full with entertainment and humour. A film to watch just for fun, but not much for anything else.
na jacub82
60
T4
na Forrester
80
T7
na jordanlige
100
T6
really funny 10 out of 10
na 1338
93
T9
na bmc
15
T3
na winds
2
T1
na ChrisMonsos
80
T3
na foxorz
45
T2
na marto_dd
58
T3
na Deniz
50
T3
na ayyas
77
T7
na nath
55
T3
na cgdsn
80
T1
na Cuculiza
30
T1
Abominable and ridiculous.
na LibbyKalish
45
T6
na capote12883
38
T2
na furrisima
25
T2
So fun to watch while talking about other stuff.
na alek200
70
T7
na namazu
50
T1
na nadav99
90
T6
na jkalish
80
T5
na Rachel
55
T3
na felipelahm
45
T2
McG's gets clumsier as his procedures as a poor director, delivering a phony bromance and a heavy-handed comedy, reveal how this one is a shame of a film -- actually his worst. Basically, he can't direct a romantic triangle that demands some subtlety -- the lines are said and edited as if he were shooting a car chase -- or a lighter touch with the actors he's working with. McG brutalizes every material he touches. He's like the Stephen Daldry of action films. He's just really bad.
na Bonbonrulz
22
T4
na KasperL
20
T1
What ought to have been stupid fun turns out, stupidly, to be not much fun at all. Here's why: There's too little Hardy-Pine banter and too much Witherspoon dancing and eyerolling. And way too much of her "funny" girlfriend. An unlikeable mess.
na Wezzo
57
T2
Amiable enough, but joke-wise, the misfires outnumber the hits.
na bodakedi
20
T2
na electriccafe
25
T1
na catfacer
11
T2
na aethling
41
T2
na DavidBlast
30
T2
A subpar buddy-cop flick, that finds McG back in his 'Charlie’s Angels' world of the overly stylish, beautiful and stupid. The script, obviously written by 13-year olds, is particularly awful: Witherspoon's friend who’s like 'Sex, sex, but family values', Hardy who's all 'family values' and Kirk who's 'Fun, bromance, sex, aww fuckit family values'. It could've worked (and actually does in one brilliant scene featuring paintball guns and children), if it had stuck to spy vs. spy fun. But no.
na Choni
48
T1
na Komond
45
T3
na klanc11
37
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
67
T4
na mrsackles
90
T8
na Amember
1
T1
na FrederikA
40
T3
Pretty much what I expected from the vowel-less director - As long as he's in douchy-bromance territory the good/bad jokes ratio is bearable, but anything involving Witherspoon's "rejected Sex & City fan-script in a blond wig" is gutwrenchingly bad... Still: The paintball-scene makes up for some.
na queendork56
3
T2
na saturnine
73
T4
na BadmintonRed
40
T1
na exolstice
75
T5
Average Tier 3.31 from 159 Rankings rss