Mini-Review: Neo, a down-on-his-luck computer salesman, takes a red pill and gets digitized into the interweb where he learns about life, love and the true meaning of happiness. Basically the story of Christ told for the Nintendo generation.

Mini-Review: Autobiographical film depicting the trials and tribulations of a youth (Oscar Nominee O'Shea Jackson) growing up in the dirty south. Fun Fact: The title of the film came from the best selling calendar published by the Anne Geddes corp.

Mini-Review: Weed, high school girls that never get any older, Parker Posey pre Pussycats, Adam Goldberg professing his need to dance. If this film doesn't remind you of what It was like on the last day of school at a high school in a small town in Texas in 1976 then nothing will.

Mini-Review: There's a scene in the beginning of this movie where a smart mouth teen gets his head blown off. Everything after that is puuuuure gravy. I heard that all the actors in this movie are J-pop stars. That's would be like making a movie where Miley, Effron, Spears, Timberlake, etc all get murdered in disturbingly gruesome ways. That's one Ameremake I can get behind.

Mini-Review: A giant lizard attacking NY sounds like a premise pretty hard to eff up but that's something they pull off spectacularly in this turd. Do not see this movie, not even for camp value.