The Jesus Movie

Things uttered during the viewing of this movie: I'm totally trippin' yo! - You didn't forget the pot right ? - This is some really good shit! - Alright, I told my wife I was gonna move the car, so this better be important - Well, that's the last time I'm cooking for these assholes - Who forgot to turn off his car's headlights, was it you Peter ?! - It's ok rock, it's just you and me now - And thus, Jesus started dealing cocaine - Yeah I'm totally going to Hell for this...

Jesus being a smug, drug dealing asshole, thinking the whole world centers around him. Also, if you see a big rock, I recommend you not to touch it for.. Jesus reasons....