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Documents the story of four sailors biding their time smoking pot on a ship - until one decides to go ashore, and gets beaten up and robbed. His pals come to the rescue, catch the thieves and steal back the money - along with a beautiful foreign hooker, who comes from some foreign country and just may be the virgin she claims to be. (FilmFestivals.com)
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Listen to Britain (1942) - Short Film
Documentary showing a Britain united in the war effort through a montage of various scenes of daily life... (channel4.com)
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The Boys (2019) - TV Series
A group of vigilantes set out to take down corrupt superheroes who abuse their superpowers.
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Parks and Recreation (2009) - TV Series
The absurd antics of an Indiana town's public officials as they pursue sundry projects to make their city a better place.
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A New York cop and his wife go on a European vacation to reinvigorate the spark in their marriage, but end up getting framed and on the run for the death of an elderly billionaire.
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A radio journalist and his technician get in over their heads when they hatch a scheme to fake their own kidnapping during a rebel uprising in South America and hide out in New York instead. (imdb)
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Utopia (2013) - TV Series
After a group of people, who meet online, discover a bizarre graphic novel which seems to hold mysterious answers, they find themselves being tracked down by a merciless organization known merely as 'The Network'. (imdb)
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Knick Knack (1989) - Short Film
A snowglobe snowman wants to join the other travel souvenirs in a hot party, but the glass dome that surrounds him gets in his way, despite all his efforts. (imdb)
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Two billion years ahead of us, a future race of humans finds itself on the verge of extinction. Almost all that is left in the world are lone and surreal monuments, beaming their message into the wilderness. (imdb)
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Get genial. Go to army. Blow your chance with the love of your life. Get sex, get married, get kids and social "respectability". Work in a well reputed scientific research institute. After such an impressive "carreer", start seeking your soul. To get it, leave everything behind and get to the monastery to become a monk. (IMDB Comments)
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