Joyce Van Patten

Joyce Van Patten
Total Credits at Criticker: 36 (Actor)
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Titles you haven't rated - Actor (36)
St. Elmo\
A Group of friends, just out of college, struggle with adulthood. Their main problem is that they're all self-centered and obnoxious. (imdb)
The Falcon and the Snowman
The true story of a disillusioned military contractor employee and his drug pusher childhood friend who became walk-in spies for the Soviet Union. (imdb)
+5
I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!
A thirty-something square falls in love with a hippie and decides to "drop out" himself. (imdb)
+3
Mikey and Nicky
Nicki is on the run from the mob, and he turns to old pal Mikey for help.
+7
The Bad News Bears
An aging, down-on-his-luck ex-minor leaguer coaches a team of misfits in an ultra-competitive California little league. (imdb)
The Martian Chronicles
Earth sends its first manned probe to Mars in 1999, and a jealous Martian murders the two astronauts when his wife has erotic dreams of meeting them... (imdb)
Bone
A thief breaks into the home of a wealthy, happily married Beverly Hills couple. He soon finds out, though, that the couple is neither as wealthy as he thought they were and are not as happily married as they appeared. (imdb)
Monkey Shines
A quadriplegic man has a trained monkey help him with his paralysis, until the little monkey begins to develop feelings, and rage, against its new master. (imdb)
+8
Jake\
Jake is a writer. He is married to Maggie, but his marriage is in trouble. He cannot stop thinking about other women in his life, characters he invents conversations with. He is constantly talking to: his deceased wife Julie, his daughter Molly, his sister Karen, and his psychiatrist Edith... (imdb)
The Haunted
The Smurl family move into their new home on Chase Street only to find that it is plagued with three spirits and a demon. The demon wants to destroy their family and they are constantly desperate until they find the Warren family to get rid of them. (imdb)
Mame
The musical revolves around the antics of Mame Dennis, a fun-loving, wealthy eccentric with a flare for life and a razor sharp wit. Her life is suddenly changed when she becomes the guardian of her late brother's only child, Patrick Dennis. Her adventures take us from the speak-easies of the roaring 20's to the depression following the great Stock Market crash... (imdb)
+3
The Trouble with Girls
Elvis as the manager of a Chautauqua company (medicine show) in the 1920s. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)
+2
Something Big
Joe Baker has a dream. He wants to do 'something big.' When he needs a Gatling gun to accomplish this, he seeks out a black marketeer. The price he wants for the gun? A woman! So Baker kidnaps a woman off of the stagecoach, only to find that she is the wife of the commandant of the local Cavalry detachment. Things get further complicated when a girl named Dover McBride shows up. She has come to force Baker to marry her and return east, as he promised to do four years earlier. (imdb)
+5
Marley & Me
A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog.
+2
Columbo
Columbo (1971) - TV Series
+7
The Goddess
Hard-luck, small-town girl escapes into dreams of movie stardom. Her bombshell success can not mask her loneliness and emotional wounds.
Winter Kill
A sniper is killing residents at a winter resort. Who will die next? And why? (imdb)
+1
Grown Ups
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (imdb)
+6
The Demon Murder Case
A young boy is taken over by demons who force him to commit murder. (imdb)
This Must Be the Place
A bored, retired rock star sets out to find his father's executioner, an ex-Nazi war criminal who is a refugee in the U.S. (imdb)
The Stranger Within
An expectant mother begins acting strangely and doesn't know why. Gradually she starts to realize that her bizarre behavior is being controlled by her unborn baby. (imdb)
Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding
A conservative lawyer takes her two teenage children to meet their estranged, hippie grandmother in Woodstock. (imdb)
+7
Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love You
An American playwright living in Rome consults a quack psychiatrist to combat his fears of balding and save his failing marriage. (imdb)
+6
Malice in Wonderland
Struggling actress Hedda Hopper can't get a break in Hollywood, even though an acquaintence of hers is the extremely powerful gossip monger Louella Parsons - maker and breaker of careers (and lives) through her daily syndicated newspaper column. The big movie moguls, fed up with Parson's power over their stars, decide to de-claw her by setting up gossip Hopper as a competitor in the rumour industry. (imdb)
The Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery
A chicken hatchery owner and a novice private eye solve the arrow murder of local milkman, philanderer and animal fetishist. (imdb)
+2
God\
A guy named Mickey gets in over his head when he tries to cover-up the accidental death of his stepson.
+10
Angel\
Jack, a successful architect makes the trip to his tiny hometown when his grandmother Polly, who is suffering from Alzheimer's, is found wandering outside her house one morning. Torn between the career opportunity of a lifetime, caring for his last living relative and running from his own painful memories, Jack's carefully constructed life begins to unravel, he is forced to choose between standing still or facing the pain of his past. (imdb)
+5
Billy Galvin
Conflict arises between a steelworker and his son. The father wants the boy to have a chance to make more of himself than he did, but the son wants to follow in his father's footsteps and become a steel-worker himself. (imdb)
Unhappily Ever After
A "Married with Children" take-off with the twist of a schizophrenic father. (imdb)
Diane
Diane fills her days helping others and desperately attempting to bond with her drug-addicted son. As these pieces of her existence begin to fade, she finds herself confronting memories she'd sooner forget than face. (imdb)
+8
Mikey and Nicky - Collaborators
Documentary on the making of the film featuring interviews with distributor Julian Schlossberg and actor Joyce Van Patten.
Under the Influence
Noah Talbot is a long-time alcoholic whose drinking begins to have a devastating effect not only on his personal life but on his family as well. (imdb)
The Alfred Hitchcock Hour
+3
The Sopranos
+4
Insight
Insight (1960) - TV Series
The Outer Limits
+2