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The film opens with a squad of seasoned German soldiers, led by a disillusioned but skilled sergeant... (imdb)

Dynamite expert Allan Karlsson's life, and the unlikely events following his escape from the old folk's home on his 100th birthday. (imdb)

The myopic millionaire defeats jewel smugglers in his usual bumbling manner. (imdb)

He was King. She was barely 18. And in their thousand days they played out the most passionate and shocking love story in history! (imdb)

Following a bizarre stand-off with master criminal Moriarty, ended when the villain responds to a phone call, Sherlock interrupts his investigation of a rural slaying when summoned to Buckingham Palace. Dominatrix Irene Adler has incriminating photos of a royal princess which Sherlock is engaged to retrieve.

Samantha Mackenzie (Holmes) wants what every college freshman desires: to experience life away from home and parents. But it's not going to be easy, because home for Sam is The White House and her dad (Keaton) is the President of the United States. (20th Century Fox)

George Jetson is forced to uproot his family when Mr. Spacely promotes him to take charge of a new factory on a distant planet. (imdb)

As Poirot meticulously unravels the threads of the crime, he uncovers a web of deceit and betrayal that extends far beyond the confines of the palazzo. The boundaries between the living and the departed blur as he encounters the restless spirits that haunt the ancient building, their presence hinting at the key to unlocking the mystery.

Sarah Connor and a hybrid cyborg human must protect a young girl from a newly modified liquid Terminator from the future. (imdb)

In Warsaw, a pair of mermaid sisters are adopted into a cabaret. While one seeks love with humans the other hungers to dine on the human population of the city.