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Master Gardener
A meticulous horticulturist who is devoted to tending the grounds of a beautiful estate and pandering to his employer, the wealthy dowager. (imdb)
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Repo Men
Set in the near future when artificial organs can be bought on credit, it revolves around a man who struggles to make the payments on a heart he has purchased. He must therefore go on the run before said ticker is repossessed.
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The Big White
A destitute Alaskan travel agent with a deranged wife finds the answer to his financial problems in the form of a get rich quick insurance scam involving a frozen body in the dumpster behind his office. Just a few things stand in his way -- a determined insurance investigator, an irate sibling and two would be gangsters. (Ascendant Pictures)
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Dokunmayin Sabanima
Saban (Kemal Sunal) is a minibus driver who have difficulties communicating with women.
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Jexi
A comedy about what can happen when you love your phone more than anything else in your life.
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Kolonya Cumhuriyeti
Peker Mengen wins the post of mayor in a remote town with the promise of a visit by the prime minister and making the town a province. When the people do not forget his promise, Mengen ends up persuading the prime minister to visit the town with his idiosyncratic methods. After consulting with his advisors, Peker prepares a grandiose welcome ceremony, but when the ceremony gets out of his control, the town of 5000 people suddenly ends up becoming a country, one that is at war with America.
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The Crash Reel
15 years of verite footage show the epic rivalry between half-pipe legends Shaun White and Kevin Pearce, childhood friends who become number 1 and 2 in the world leading up to the Vancouver Olympics, pushing one another to more dangerous tricks, until Kevin crashes on a Park City half-pipe, barely surviving a brain injury. Now all Kevin wants to do is get on his board again, even though medics and family fear this could kill him. (imdb)
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Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
Stories about three very different women and the men they attract. (imdb)
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Hellraiser
In this reimagining of Clive Barker's seminal Hellraiser franchise, a young woman must confront the sadistic, supernatural forces behind an enigmatic puzzlebox responsible for her brother's disappearance. (imdb)
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Avrupa Yakası
Avrupa Yakası (2004) - TV Series
A sitcom about Sutcuoglu family and Avrupa Yakasi magazine crew's funny lives.
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