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The Land Before Time
Four orphan dinosaurs travel the ruins of their world, while grieving the loss of their families and banding together to face the odds of survival. (imdb)
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Dinner at Eight
Social climbing Millicent and Oliver Jordan throw a dinner for a bunch of New York society types, each of whom has much to reveal. (imdb)
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The Stupids
An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage. (imdb)
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Stalag 17
Intrigue among Allied prisoners at a World War 2 German POW camp. (imdb)
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Detroit Rock City
Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians. Plays like a KISS advertisement but the GIV'R mentality leaves the viewer with a smile on their face. (imdb)
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The Gingerdead Man
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. (imdb)
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Pacific Rim Uprising
Jake Pentecost, son of Stacker Pentecost, reunites with Mako Mori to lead a new generation of Jaeger pilots, including rival Lambert and 15-year-old hacker Amara, against a new Kaiju threat. (imdb)
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Estiu 1993
When her parents die, six year-old Frida is taken in by her uncle and aunt-in-law who live on the countryside. Scorched by the pain of longing for her mother, Frida spends her nights praying and her days by trying to fit in with her new family. (İKSV)
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Pelts
Pelts (2006) - Season 2, Episode 6
Masters of Horror - Season 2, Episode 6
Pelts, directed by Dario Argento, teleplay by Matt Venne, is an erotic tale about stolen raccoon pelts that violently turn against those that covet them in this Giallo-style adaptation of F. Paul Wilson's short story. Meatloaf and John Saxon star. (imdb)
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$9.99
A stop-motion animated story about people living in a Syndey apartment complex looking for meaning in their lives.
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