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Benjamin, a young German computer whiz, is invited to join a subversive hacker group that wants to be noticed on the world's stage. (imdb)

Natives of a small isolated town, defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one. (imdb)

Woody Allen plays a Russian {Woody Allen Character} who is caught up in the Napoleonic invasion of his country... (imdb)

After living a life marked by coldness, an aging professor is forced to confront the emptiness of his existence. (imdb)

The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan. (imdb)

Austin Powers (Myers) is a 60's spy who is cryonically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortuantly for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington (Hurley) to stop the evil Dr. Evil (Myers), who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realises its the 90's) 100 billion dollars. (imdb)

A daughter helps her father prepare for the end of his life. (imdb)

A psychiatrist searches the globe to find the secret of happiness. (imdb)

At the start of World War II, the fate of the free world hangs in the balance at the posh Hotel Splendide in Bordeaux. Cabinet members, journalists, physicists, and spies of all persuasions gather in order to escape the Nazi occupation of Paris. High society socialites hobnob with jailbirds. Murderous intrigues, scientific secrets and love affairs flourish. (imdb)

Freddy Kreuger, upset that he was killed off in the last "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie, attempts to murder his creators and actors from his previous films. (imdb)