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BadCosmonaut

Celluloid Junkie - 3313 Film Ratings

Member Since: Sep 16, 2013

Location: Texas, USA

Age: 36

Gender: Male

Bio: This is my scale for movies (not TV).

10: Masterpiece
9: Masterful
8: Fantastic
7: Great
6: Good
5: Decent
4: Not so hot
3: Bad plus the people who made it need to be insulted a little
2: Notably bad and the people need to be insulted even more
1: Terrible in the worst ways and maximum insult to those who made it

"I hate all comparisons involving oil."

"Now I know how ruins feel. Sterile and empty-eyed amid lush nature."
more Recent Ratings
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22% Force of Nature (2020) - Jun 19, 2020
42% Crash (1996) - Jun 18, 2020
77% The Browning Version (1951) - Jun 17, 2020
62% Strike Commando (1987) - Jun 17, 2020
42% On Golden Pond (1981) - Jun 11, 2020
22% Sniper: Assassin's End (2020) - Jun 08, 2020
7% Last and First Men (2020) - May 25, 2020
"There is almost no story. Just black & white imagery of abandoned monuments while Tilda Swinton narrates about human life in 2 billion years. This exposition is shallow and plain. There is nothing new or engaging. And what is here is poorly written. It tries to sound smart but comes off pretentious, like "We earnestly desire to communicate..." rather than "We want to communicate..." It's like the director wanted to show off cool monuments while the writer wanted to show off his cool scifi ideas."