BadCosmonaut
Celluloid Junkie - 3313 Film Ratings
Member Since: Sep 16, 2013
Location: Texas, USA
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Bio: This is my scale for movies (not TV).
10: Masterpiece
9: Masterful
8: Fantastic
7: Great
6: Good
5: Decent
4: Not so hot
3: Bad plus the people who made it need to be insulted a little
2: Notably bad and the people need to be insulted even more
1: Terrible in the worst ways and maximum insult to those who made it
"I hate all comparisons involving oil."
"Now I know how ruins feel. Sterile and empty-eyed amid lush nature."
10: Masterpiece
9: Masterful
8: Fantastic
7: Great
6: Good
5: Decent
4: Not so hot
3: Bad plus the people who made it need to be insulted a little
2: Notably bad and the people need to be insulted even more
1: Terrible in the worst ways and maximum insult to those who made it
"I hate all comparisons involving oil."
"Now I know how ruins feel. Sterile and empty-eyed amid lush nature."
Recent Ratings
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| 3 22% | My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Jul 09, 2020 |
| 5 62% | Black Sunday (1977) - Jul 08, 2020 |
| 8 94% | Quest (1983) - Jun 24, 2020 |
| 3 22% | Force of Nature (2020) - Jun 19, 2020 |
| 4 42% | Crash (1996) - Jun 18, 2020 |
| 6 77% | The Browning Version (1951) - Jun 17, 2020 |
| 5 62% | Strike Commando (1987) - Jun 17, 2020 |
| 4 42% | On Golden Pond (1981) - Jun 11, 2020 |
| 3 22% | Sniper: Assassin's End (2020) - Jun 08, 2020 |
| 2 7% | Last and First Men (2020) - May 25, 2020
"There is almost no story. Just black & white imagery of abandoned monuments while Tilda Swinton narrates about human life in 2 billion years. This exposition is shallow and plain. There is nothing new or engaging. And what is here is poorly written. It tries to sound smart but comes off pretentious, like "We earnestly desire to communicate..." rather than "We want to communicate..." It's like the director wanted to show off cool monuments while the writer wanted to show off his cool scifi ideas."
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