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BadCosmonaut

Celluloid Junkie - 2527 Rankings

Member Since: Sep 16, 2013

Location: USA

Age: 33

Gender: Male

Status: Single

Bio: This is my scale for movies (not TV).

10: Favorites
9: Masterful
8: Fantastic
7: Great
6: Good
5: Decent
4: Not so hot, or a genre I don't usually like (such as romance)
3: Bad plus the people who made it need to be insulted a little
2: Notably bad and the people need to be insulted even more
1: Terrible in the worst ways and maximum insult to those who made it

"I hate all comparisons involving oil."

"Now I know how ruins feel. Sterile and empty-eyed amid lush nature."

more Recent Rankings
10 T1 Dawn (aka. Morgenrøde) (2014) - Oct 18, 2017
"This movie fails in the most basic ways. The setting isn't properly introduced or expanded upon. The characters have no development or even basic, initial personality. The first plot point doesn't happen until 17 minutes in, and even then it barely qualifies. Why wasn't this a 10 minute short? More happens in the summary of this movie than in the actual movie itself. In fact, nothing in the summary happens. The viewer has to rely on the movie summary for the setting and plot. Grade: F-"
10 T1 Hell (2011) - Oct 18, 2017
"Yet another post collapse movie where the primary method of advancing the plot is unbelievably stupid character decisions."
50 T6 The Last Survivors (2015) - Oct 17, 2017
"This one is hard to rate. One on side, Richardson was phenomenal in her role. Her character was likeable, made mostly smart decisions (her bad decisions felt out of character or like plot contrivances), and was a fighter/not a quitter. That's what I want from a lead in a post collapse movie. On the other side were the disneyesque villains. They felt out of place, and the movie was cheapened by their characters. Acting was good all around, especially by the supporting cast and even the villains."
10 T1 Carriers (2009) - Oct 17, 2017
"Brian was so unlikeable he ruined any chance I had of liking this movie. The other three characters were also somewhat unlikeable, each for a different reason. Even more frustrating was the unbelievably dumb character decisions that were used in order to advance the plot, as if it's impossible to have a good movie where the plot is advanced despite smart character decisions. The Pastor brothers need to learn the value of having likeable, smart characters. Fuck, this was unenjoyable."
40 T4 The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) - Oct 17, 2017
20 T1 Los últimos días (2013) - Oct 16, 2017
60 T8 Right at Your Door (2006) - Oct 16, 2017
10 T1 Doomsday (2008) - Oct 16, 2017
60 T8 Life (2017) - Oct 15, 2017