BeeDub

beedub
Celluloid Junkie - 3134 Film Ratings
Member Since: 04 Jul 2015
Location: USA
TCI: not enough ratings
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Bio: I'm well on my way to becoming a cranky old man, but I still love movies, just like you. 100 Masterpiece 95 Near-masterpiece 92 Excellent 88 Above average 85 Solidly entertaining 82 Enjoyable 78 Fine if you're in the right mood 75 Mediocre 72 Poor 68 Bad 65 Terrible 62 Insulting 0 Unwatchable garbage

more Recent Ratings

65 11% Damsel (2024) - Rated 15 Mar 2024
"So bad it's in distress."
95 91% Dune: Part Two (2024) - Rated 08 Mar 2024
"Man, I can't wait till we get to the human/sandworm hybrids, the thousands of Duncan Idaho clones, the space dominatrix invaders, the genetically modified cat people, the chairs made of living dogs... wait, what's that? They're not adapting the later books in the series? Well, I guess that makes sense."
82 51% Elemental (2023) - Rated 02 Mar 2024
"It's... fine. But I expect a lot more than fine from Pixar."
88 75% Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) - Rated 22 Feb 2024
"Wow, Santa's a douche."
85 63% Tommy Boy (1995) - Rated 22 Feb 2024
""Fat guy in a little coat" encapsulates '90s comedy."
68 17% Captain N: The Game Master (1989) - Rated 20 Feb 2024
"A super-cheap and mostly obnoxious show starring Nintendo's B-squad. Yeah, I know most cartoons are just 30-minute toy commercials, but this show literally had a sentient Game Boy as a character and the Power Glove as a major plot point."
82 51% Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) - Rated 19 Feb 2024
"Gleefully and unapologetically juvenile, but also creative, good-natured, energetic, and frequently witty. My inner 10-year-old was thoroughly entertained. Getting Weird Al for the end credits song bumps my score up a bit."
78 40% The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"Christopher Lee and the barrel roll car stunt are the two highlights of this otherwise mediocre Bond film."
68 17% Starcrash (1978) - Rated 06 Feb 2024
"I mean, if you HAVE to make a cheap Star Wars ripoff, you could certainly do worse than to cast Caroline Munro and have her run around in a bunch of skimpy outfits."
62 6% After Everything (2023) - Rated 03 Feb 2024
"They really made five movies of this. Five. FIIIIIIIIVVVVVEE."