BeeDub
Bio: I love movies, just like you.
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| 82 49% | Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) - Sep 30, 2020
"No, it's not great, but that's nothing to lose your head over."
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| 68 16% | Descendants 3 (2019) - Sep 16, 2020
"More bad Disney fanfiction... made by Disney. Lap it up, 13-year-old girls."
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| 85 63% | Courage Mountain (1990) - Sep 14, 2020 |
| 75 29% | Dawson's Creek (1998) - Sep 13, 2020
"Man oh man, this crap was like catnip to white girls in the late '90s. I'm pretty sure every subsequent WB/CW teen soap opera used this as a template, so... success?"
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| 78 38% | Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) - Sep 13, 2020
"There's something to be said for movies that have no pretensions other than to take a completely ludicrous premise and make it as stupidly entertaining as possible. Does this movie succeed in doing that? Well... not really, but they tried. God bless 'em, they tried."
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| 92 84% | The Selfish Giant (1971) - Sep 13, 2020 |
| 0 2% | Playing with Fire (2019) - Sep 12, 2020
""0% Contained?" More like "0% Quality", amirite? (The preceding joke, while terrible, is still better than the actual "humor" in this movie.)"
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| 82 49% | Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (2016) - Sep 11, 2020
"Rory Gilmore's just the worst."
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| 95 90% | The Chosen (2017) - Sep 10, 2020 |
| 72 22% | Mulan (2020) - Sep 05, 2020
"Jettisons everything that made the animated film fun (the songs, the dragon sidekick, humor in general) in the name of making a more "respectful" movie that'll go over better in the all-important Chinese market. This version changes Mulan from a hardworking normal person who actually needs training into a superpowered Chosen One, thus undermining the All Girls Can Do This message they were obviously going for. These Disney live-action remakes need to pack up, go home, they're through."
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