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Celluloid Junkie - 2598 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jul 4, 2015

Location: USA

Age: 40

Bio: I love movies, just like you.
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85 63% The Witcher (2019) - Apr 14, 2021
"This is obviously Netflix's attempt at making a Game of Thrones of their own, but it thankfully ends up being its own thing. The nonlinear storytelling of the first season could have been handled better, and I'm still not sold on some of the casting choices, but the end product is never less than watchable. Interested to see where they take it next."
65 10% Thunder Force (2021) - Apr 14, 2021
"This is like one of those fake bad movies they show in good movies about making bad movies."
82 49% Godzilla (2014) - Apr 14, 2021
"The original teaser for this movie is one of the best I've ever seen, and promised a far more haunting and harrowing experience than what we ultimately got. The great Bryan Cranston does what he can to make us care about the human side of things but exits the movie far too soon. As mentioned by literally everyone, Godzilla's limited screentime is annoying, though the climactic fights are OK. Very much a mixed bag but not unenjoyable, and a damn sight better than Godzilla 1998."
82 49% Star Trek Beyond (2016) - Apr 14, 2021
"A big-budget, spectacle-filled entry that promised BIG EVENTS but ended up being entirely inconsequential, with characters and situations ending up right back where they started. This kind of plot reset is more acceptable in episodic television, but in a movie it feels lazy and overly safe. Forgettable."
82 49% What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) - Apr 10, 2021
100 96% Arrested Development (2003) - Apr 08, 2021
""Get rid of the Seaward." The response to this line, which I won't spoil here, is worth my 100 score all by itself."
75 29% Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (2009) - Apr 07, 2021
"Fallon's bland, don't-offend-anyone style of comedy no doubt goes over well with Midwestern grandparents, but I find it disingenuous and desperate - he might as well have "Please laugh! Please love me! I'm trying so hard!" tattooed on his forehead. It doesn't help that each show is clearly designed to be chopped up into 3-minute wannabe-viral YouTube clips."
100 96% Singin' in the Rain (1952) - Mar 21, 2021
"He who is tired of Singin' in the Rain is tired of life."
100 96% Michael Jackson: Video Greatest Hits - HIStory (1995) - Mar 19, 2021
"No one before or since has done music videos better than MJ."
100 96% Michael Jackson: Number Ones (2003) - Mar 17, 2021
"The best music videos by the best music video artist ever. Watch these and weep for the current state of the music industry."