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Celluloid Junkie - 2688 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jul 4, 2015

Location: USA

Age: 41

Bio: I love movies, just like you.
more Recent Ratings
72 21% Giant of the 20th Century (1977) - Jan 25, 2022
"An Italian ripoff of Japanese monster movies... set in Canada. Watch for the scene where a teenage girl strokes the monster's chest, making his nipples hard."
85 62% Dave (1993) - Jan 24, 2022
"Mr. Kline Goes to Washington. Cute and pleasant, if insanely naive in its depiction of federal politics - but that's part of its gee-whiz charm."
75 29% The Force Awakens from Its Nap (2021) - Jan 15, 2022
"Pointless, low-effort short."
82 49% Pirates of the Caribbean: Tales of the Code: Wedlocked (2011) - Jan 12, 2022
"Made me chuckle at least twice."
88 75% The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990) - Jan 12, 2022
"Very entertaining. Smith's energy and charisma carry the show, even through its less inspired moments. If you want to identify a true '90s kid, sing "Now this is a story..." and they'll take it from there."
95 91% Your Name. (2016) - Jan 10, 2022
"Top tier anime that mixes a great cocktail of genres. I was pleasantly surprised by how little of the runtime was devoted to the Wacky Hijinks inherent in the premise, and that the stakes become considerably higher than in the typical high school romance. You'd have to be a miserable bastard (or Kojiless - but I repeat myself) to not enjoy this."
85 62% WandaVision (2021) - Jan 09, 2022
"The show's early potential for true Lynchian brilliance and social satire is ultimately abandoned in favor of the usual CGI fight scenes (Marvel's gonna Marvel). I'd like to know which university gave the chick from 2 Broke Girls a Ph.D. The show's Generic Evil White Man was actually its most logical character - but, you know, down with the patriarchy and whatnot. Kathryn Hahn is the stealth MVP."
78 38% Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) - Jan 08, 2022
"Even at just over an hour long, this still feels slow and padded with a very slight story. Didn't like the heffalump's pwecious voice. Still, it's harmless enough."
68 15% Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983) - Dec 31, 2021
"Watch it drunk or not at all."
88 75% Far from the Tree (2021) - Dec 31, 2021
"The cutest condemnation of helicopter parenting since Finding Nemo."