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Celluloid Junkie - 2580 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jul 4, 2015

Location: USA

Age: 40

Bio: I love movies, just like you.
more Recent Ratings
78 38% Far Far Away Idol (2004) - Jan 22, 2021
"O hai Simon Cowell."
78 38% Bobby's World (1990) - Jan 22, 2021
"A show that I watched because it was on."
85 63% The Birds (1963) - Jan 22, 2021
"One of the biggest "That was it?" endings of all time."
75 29% Totally Spies! (2001) - Jan 22, 2021
"Rarely will you see so much fetish-bait outside of porn. Bring the kids!"
85 63% Dog Soldiers (2002) - Jan 22, 2021
"About as good a "soldiers vs. werewolves" movie as we're likely to ever get."
82 49% House II: The Second Story (1987) - Jan 22, 2021
"Wherein Bill Maher plays the role he was born for: a smarmy douchebag."
2% Son of the Mask (2005) - Jan 21, 2021
"I remember that fateful day in early 2005 when I, settling comfortably into my theater seat for the showing of a different movie, was sucker-punched by the dark, noxious power emanating from the trailer for this travesty. The trauma of witnessing a horrific CGI baby do battle with the charmless CGI dog has never left me, and I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from the haunting memories."
82 49% A Pup Named Scooby-Doo (1988) - Jan 21, 2021
"Part of that odd trend in late '80s of taking well-known characters and making "kid" versions of them (see also: Flintstones Kids, Muppet Babies, Tom & Jerry Kids, Tiny Toons). Mildly amusing at best, but you could tell they were trying."
88 75% Piper (2016) - Jan 19, 2021
"Super cute and technically amazing, but the story would have benefitted from being a minute or two longer."
75 29% Hercules and the Captive Women (1961) - Jan 19, 2021
"The original Italian tag line for this movie translated to "The fist of Hercules dominates Uranus!" That fact is more entertaining than anything actually in the film. Reg Park is no Steve Reeves."