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Celluloid Junkie - 2510 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jul 4, 2015

Location: USA

Age: 39

Gender: Male

Bio: I love movies, just like you.
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82 49% Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) - Sep 30, 2020
"No, it's not great, but that's nothing to lose your head over."
68 16% Descendants 3 (2019) - Sep 16, 2020
"More bad Disney fanfiction... made by Disney. Lap it up, 13-year-old girls."
85 63% Courage Mountain (1990) - Sep 14, 2020
75 29% Dawson's Creek (1998) - Sep 13, 2020
"Man oh man, this crap was like catnip to white girls in the late '90s. I'm pretty sure every subsequent WB/CW teen soap opera used this as a template, so... success?"
78 38% Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) - Sep 13, 2020
"There's something to be said for movies that have no pretensions other than to take a completely ludicrous premise and make it as stupidly entertaining as possible. Does this movie succeed in doing that? Well... not really, but they tried. God bless 'em, they tried."
92 84% The Selfish Giant (1971) - Sep 13, 2020
2% Playing with Fire (2019) - Sep 12, 2020
""0% Contained?" More like "0% Quality", amirite? (The preceding joke, while terrible, is still better than the actual "humor" in this movie.)"
82 49% Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life (2016) - Sep 11, 2020
"Rory Gilmore's just the worst."
95 90% The Chosen (2017) - Sep 10, 2020
72 22% Mulan (2020) - Sep 05, 2020
"Jettisons everything that made the animated film fun (the songs, the dragon sidekick, humor in general) in the name of making a more "respectful" movie that'll go over better in the all-important Chinese market. This version changes Mulan from a hardworking normal person who actually needs training into a superpowered Chosen One, thus undermining the All Girls Can Do This message they were obviously going for. These Disney live-action remakes need to pack up, go home, they're through."