Criticker Zealot - 5590 Rankings
Member Since: Oct 17, 2010
Location: Montreal, Canada
Bio: All your stars are belong to us.
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|30 T1||A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) - Jun 11, 2013
"Remember when John McLane was just a regular cop, who could die at any moment during the Nakatomi Plaza heist? Now apparently he's James Bond and Superman rolled into one"
|70 T10||Interstellar (2014) - Apr 25, 2015
"Coolest part about this film was not knowing the casting (besides McConaughey), then when I first heard TARS, I said to myself, "hmmm...they got Matt Damon for the voice", then when I heard CASE, I thought "hmmm..Casey Afleck is the voice for this one".....then the film proceeded to blow my mind as both Damon and Affleck showed up on screen. Looking at the credits, I learn that neither voiced either robot. Then I realized the tv was off the whole time!!! And now I'm standing right behind you."
|35 T2||Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Oct 06, 2011
"Michael Bay has found a way to make giant robots and explosions boring. Good job!"
|40 T3||Taken 2 (2012) - Dec 20, 2012
"The Bourne Paternity!"
|85 T10||Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) - Dec 19, 2015
"Star Wars is back baby! Not as good as "Empire" but better than "Jedi". You heard me. Goes without saying it's better than the prequels combined. This is on par with "New Hope"...actually it's quite similar. Daisy Ridley is a rock star and has a bright future in showbiz (take that Hayden!) Can't wait for Rogue One."
|65 T9||The Interview (2014) - Dec 25, 2014
"If you don't illegally download this film, the terrorists win!"
|90 T10||Deadpool (2016) - Mar 26, 2016
"Just when you thought you were tired of superhero films, Deadpool punches ya right in the old coccyx. Talk about capturing a character perfectly, Deadpool hits all the right notes. Every pop culture reference, from the subtle to the obvious, works like a charm (as the self proclaimed Pop Culture King, I would know) as I got every single fucking one of them! About as perfect an opening sequence as you can get, it had me grinning like the Cheshire Cat. Can't wait for the sequels, chikah-chi-kaaah!"
|80 T10||Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) - Aug 20, 2017
"What I said in my "Civil War" review holds up nicely here...Tom Holland is the BEST Spider-Man! While I still think Raimi's Spider-Man 2 is the best Spidey flick, this one gets extra bonus points for not doing another origin story, and connecting it to the MCU with just a few scenes. Keaton improved on what was a terrible villain in the comics, the Vulture...basically just an old bird man. Wait....BIRD MAN you say...my god!!!!! Mind blown."
|60 T8||Captain Phillips (2013) - Dec 11, 2013
"They should have hired Steven Seagal as the cook on this ship. Things would have ended a lot sooner. On that same note, why don't these shipping companies hire private security with weapons for these runs? I'm pretty sure you can shoot a couple of Somalians in the head in international waters without it being a crime. I'm gonna open a school for sniper training and then contract them out to cargo ships sailing around Africa. I'm gonna be rich kid!!!! "
|85 T10||Stranger Things (2016) - Jul 22, 2016
"I only wanted to watch one episode to get a feel of the show,ended up binge watching for 8 hours. This show is good,real good. The kind of throwback good that's missing in most modern shows. That certain element that most stuff lacks is abundant here. What am I referring to? Heart, Soul,...call it what you will, the characters are endearing, the story is interesting and you know the people involved cared about the final product more than the paycheck they received. It's E.T. meets Stephen King."