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|20 T2||Logan Lucky (2017) - Aug 17, 2017
"Quite possibly the worst movie I've seen this year. It's billed as a comedy/action movie, with almost no comedy, and no action. The truly great prison riot negotiation scene aside, this was a wasteland devoid of entertainment. I found myself staring at the walls of the theatre, and following the cinema employee walk through to do their rounds. The big finale is...a child singing who can't sing? Seriously?? And an epilogue that just goes on and on and on and on...So bad. So, so bad."
|40 T5||Fargo (2014) - Aug 15, 2017
"Mid-way through season 3 I stopped caring. Ended up "watching" it while surfing the Net, with it playing in the background. Deleted the last couple of episodes without watching them. I think I'm done with the series."
|60 T7||Detroit (2017) - Aug 11, 2017
"If the words "Algiers Motel" don't mean anything to you, then this is required viewing. I went in thinking I was going to see a drama about the riots, but instead I saw a true-life horror thriller. I did some post-watch reading and it seems this is a pretty accurate account of the events, which is pretty shocking."
|40 T5||Preacher (2016) - Aug 02, 2017
"I'm on episode 7 of season 2 and I'm kinda done with the show. It's just really cartoony and all the "shock jokes" seem like they should come with a drummer's rimshot. Ba-dum-bum-chhhh..."
|20 T2||Girls Trip (2017) - Jul 31, 2017
"Friends Forever rom-com crap with no laughs."
|40 T5||Insecure (2016) - Jul 23, 2017|
|20 T2||Dunkirk (2017) - Jul 21, 2017
"Billed as a "thrilling" war epic. This has no thrills and is shorter than the rom-com I just saw. It's practically a silent film (I hate them), with the soundtrack being the hum of plane engines and the crashing of waves. There are no characters, I'm not sure anyone in the film is named. No German faces are seen. In the film credits I assume everyone is named "Earnest Brit #1", "Earnest Brit #2". There is no humour. The lines that do exist are all garbled and unintelligible. Disappointment."
|60 T7||The Big Sick (2017) - Jul 17, 2017
"Good, but only if you're expecting less "laugh riot" and more "giggle throughout" humour. A lot more drama than comedy really."
|20 T2||Legion (2017) - Jul 17, 2017
"Ever see "Shutter Island"? Ever wish it were 8 hours long? This is like a superhero art film. It's like "Inception" + "Eternal Sunshine" + "Shutter Island" + "X-Men". After the 4th episode I was very excited about the show. Then after the 6th episode I was pretty much done with it. Hours and hours and hours of slow-motion dream sequences. Who thought that was a good idea? I spent the last 2 episodes on the Internet with it playing in the background just to get the first season over with."
|40 T5||Tour de Pharmacy (2017) - Jul 17, 2017
"HAHAHA! They showed a man's PENIS! HAHAHA! They showed a man's PENIS...AGAIN! HAHAHA!"