|3 15%||Bright (2017) - May 23, 2019
"Fine. Obvious and poorly handled ideas, lukewarm acting, bland plot, acceptable scenery, action happens. Didn't quite have the force to go to film so it has the feel of a B-movie/TV episode pumped up by Netflix money. They're still figuring out the recipe. "
|2 7%||Knock Down the House (2019) - May 23, 2019
"Having worked on 2 congressional and 1 gubernatorial campaigns as well as for my congressman on the hill I can unequivocally state from experience this is a highly dramatized political ad for oscario Cortez thinly framed as a 'rich vs poor' fight, with AOC as the only person brave enough to stand up to the system. Dripping with bias and ignorance, disgusted the summary doesn't admit their point of view as it would be fine but is glaringly obvious yet presented as neutral. "
|2 7%||The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) - May 23, 2019
"A mistaken attempt to recoup losses. Depp, Ferrell, Law, Garfield, EVERYONE except Lily Cole has a terrible performance in an awkwardly uneven set due to cgi budget differences between scenes/effects. Confusing, unrelatable story too sexual for children and too childish for adults. "
|1 2%||Still Laugh-In: The Stars Celebrate (2019) - May 20, 2019
"Unwatchable. The schizophrenic attention span of a teenager's YouTube channel meets the comedic 'bite' of 60's zingers."
|5 38%||John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) - May 19, 2019
"Not a fan of the sound design, 'loud' isn't a style. Unfortunately this fails where the last two managed to succeed in carrying a story through a technical action movie. This is more like 3-4 action scenes with some confusing interactions in-between. Wasted Halle Barry, and cringy dog scenes with sets that look like an AKC obstacle course, just to have someone flail around with a gun while getting bitten in the crotch. Twice. Not quite the emotional experience delivered by punting the puppy in 1"
|5 38%||Cold Pursuit (2019) - May 15, 2019|
|6 54%||Mystery Team (2009) - May 11, 2019|
|2 7%||Mr. 3000 (2004) - May 11, 2019|
|2 7%||Spy Hard (1996) - May 11, 2019|
|3 15%||The Characters (2016) - May 11, 2019|