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Celluloid Junkie - 2561 Film Rankings

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80 T9 JCVD (2008) - Jan 01, 2011
"The only way you can enjoy this film is to have watched at least half of Van Damme's filmography. And I mean, who hasn't? So, yes, this is the pay off we have earned."
50 T5 Swiss Army Man (2016) - Jan 21, 2017
"Fight Club for the LGBT community and the iPhone generation."
65 T6 Avatar (2009) - Nov 19, 2010
"I watched this film couple of decades ago, it was called "dances with wolves" then."
30 T3 Annihilation (2018) - Feb 25, 2018
"Annihilation is merely a "Shimmer," a prism that presents only "refracted" and "mutated" images and ideas from sci-fi classics. "
50 T5 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) - May 18, 2016
"Same story arc over and over, Professor trying to convince Magneto that he actually has a good heart... booo-riiiiiiing. The only good that comes out of this movie is Michael Jackson's surprise cameo as Nightcrawler."
100 T10 The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) - Feb 09, 2014
"Sublime, cinematic excellence, the way Charlie Chaplin, as a director, would make a movie in the 21st century. A pure joy to watch, I will watch this over and over and over again!"
35 T3 Allied (2016) - Nov 22, 2016
"Casablanca 2: Play it again, Sam. ....uhm, but, like, can you?"
95 T10 Her (2013) - Feb 13, 2014
"Blade Runner meets Eternal Sunshine and becomes 2001: A Love Odyssey. Beautiful."
94 T10 Irreversible (2002) - Jun 01, 2011
"brutally raw. aesthetically violent. shockingly disturbing. breathtaking performances. excellent soundtrack. impeccable editing. masterful direction. an unforgettable experience. god, how i wish i hadn't watched it at all."