edward
Cinema Addict
Member Since: 21 Feb 2018
Location: Ohio, USA
Bio: Most movies are horrible.
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Monsters - Season 2 (2024) - Rated 20 Sep 2025
"I guess Ryan Murphy thinks he’s clever distracting people from how messed up he is, but all he does is shine a spotlight on it. He clearly relates to his subjects—he always does. He takes monsters, slaps a rainbow on them, sexualizes them, and calls it “art.” It’s his same tired formula. I don’t know what crimes Murphy himself has committed, but I’d bet they’re uglier than anything he’s ever put on screen."
Misery (1990) - Rated 19 Sep 2025
"A thoroughly stupid movie. It shows its hand in the first five minutes, then drags on endlessly. Slow, boring, and unoriginal. The whole thing feels cheap and amateurish. Kathy Bates is campy to the point of parody, turning what should have been a tense thriller into silly, clumsy nonsense."
Last Breath (2025) - Rated 10 Sep 2025
"Wait, that's it?!?"
Parasite (2019) - Rated 27 Aug 2025
"Parasite is a bleak, joyless slog. Everyone is pathetic, obnoxious, loathsome, and impossible to care about. The plot flirts with intrigue but collapses into banal melodrama. Cynical, depressing, and hollow."
Juno (2007) - Rated 14 Jul 2025
Hello Tomorrow! (2023) - Rated 14 Jul 2025
"Uggh. I tuned in for Crudup and Entwistle (creator and director of the SUPERB series, The End of the F***ing World). While their contributions are good, the writing is severely lacking. Also, it's entitely too woke and degenerate for my taste."
The Room (2003) - Rated 22 May 2025
"I don't believe for a second that Wiseau wasn't in on the joke, which was very likely crafted by James Franco. It's too consistently bad for it to be an accident. As a satire of melodramatic dumb Hollywood movies, it's not horrible. The fact that he was able to trick so many people deserves some credit. People want to believe so badly that this is a genuine film. Why? To be right? To be better? Wiseau andFranco knew exactly what they were doing and for that they have the first and last laugh."
Tideland (2005) - Rated 22 May 2025
"I hate when writers and directors think they can just be as zany and absurd and nonsensical as possible and then just attribute it to childhood wonder and imagination. it's lazy and pretentious. Yeah, what you don't understand/remember is limitless, but that doean't mean any wild, cockeyed "interpretation" is either interesting or insightful. This film is simply not very interesting. It drags and doesn't have much to say. Poor acting (lots of overacting). Lots of recycled ideas and techniques."
Thank You for Smoking (2006) - Rated 14 May 2025
"I love being lectured to by a bunch of smug Hollywood losers about the ills of cigarettes, particularly when you know they all do it. This film never once mentions the numerous health benefits of smoking. You could call it ironic, hypocritical, or just stupid."
Bringing Out the Dead (1999) - Rated 24 Apr 2025
"Interesting idea but it's executed very poorly Horrible writing. Boring characters. Patricia Arquette is particularly bad."
