Eldritch50

Didn't I write this in Junior High School?! ...I'd better go check my old notebooks, I might be able to sue someone. I wouldn't have thought it possible to make a movie that couldn't be saved by sexy ladies in tight leather. Oh well!

88 _76%

Shutter Island (2010) - Rated 16 Jul 2013

96 _95%

Inception (2010) - Rated 16 Jul 2013

80 _68%

ThanksKilling (2009) - Rated 16 Jul 2013

Some idiots with what appears to be a Sony Handicam and no budget (and a sometimes really immature sense of humor) made one of the most entertaining schlock-fests I've ever seen. Intensely fun.

0 _7%

Transformers (2007) - Rated 16 Jul 2013

I wish I could rank this franchise in negative numbers, because that is the only way to accurately rank a movie that makes you feel like your fucking brain is falling out.

88 _76%

The Third Man (1949) - Rated 29 Apr 2013

The greatest film that Jack White has ever directed!

98 _98%

The Pianist (2002) - Rated 29 Apr 2013

78 _66%

Zazie Rides the Metro (1960) - Rated 29 Apr 2013

I spent two weeks making a painting based on this. That's how good it is!

88 _76%

The Girl at the Monceau Bakery (1963) - Rated 29 Apr 2013

85 _72%

Breathless (1960) - Rated 29 Apr 2013

This awesome movie left me completely -- Wait for it! -- ....Satisfied.