Josie19

Bio: I am older than dirt; yet, somehow I continue to breathe. Ever slowly, like the winter chasing away the fall, I am losing my mind. I can see the the deep face of Death coming near. I stare directly at Him and Laugh. Then, I eat a bacon cheeseburger.



My personal rating scale:



90-100: Masterworks; best I've ever seen

80-89: Great and not to be missed

70-79: Well above average and worth seeing

60-69: Usually worth watching but forgettable

50-59: Slightly below average and nothing lost is missed

40-49: Well below average

30-39: Shitty fare; find something else to do

20-29: Remarkably shitty stuff; better use of time is cleaning the crapper

0-19: Less than shitty; as much fun as a severely thrombosed hemorrhoid



NOTE:



My films ratings form a curve with a negative skew. In other words, more of my rankings fall toward the upper end of my scale than toward the lower end of my scale. To illustrate, as of 07/28/2018, over 60% of my 1287 ratings are 70 or higher. This is simply because we choose to watch titles we believe we'll probably enjoy, and more often than not we usually do. Accordingly, those movies that I rank low generally represent selection "mistakes" of a sort.