Celluloid Junkie - 2629 Film Ratings
Member Since: Jul 30, 2013
Location: New Zealand
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|5 8%||Everything Wrong with... (2012) - Aug 06, 2018
"three guesses as to who's responsible to introducing me to this ridiculous channel..."
|35 69%||Peep Show (2003) - Jul 20, 2018
"some very funny jokes and i suppose pretty accurate in some ways, but there's only so much male sexual inadequacy i can take these days, so i capped it off at one season. mark as the guy who's just a bit too enthusiastic about "german history" was good (the swastika-in-a-heart was on-point); mark as the guy worrying his testicles looked like oversized kumquats, less so."
|45 82%||The Thick Of It (2005) - Jul 20, 2018
"if only the british govt were this incompetent, the world would be a much better place."
|0 0%||Deep Throat (1972) - Jun 25, 2018
"i don't think i need to sit through an hour of literal filmed rape to know that this genesis of modern pornography is evil."
|30 61%||FLCL (2000) - Mar 31, 2018
"there is some amazingly insane stuff in here, so it's a shame that the soundtrack almost ruined it for me. goddamn alternative rock. also, it kind of peaked with that ridiculous fooly cooly manga sequence in the first episode. that was something else. dead leaves was directed by the guy who did that, and i like that more."
|10 18%||Zero Punctuation (2007) - Feb 27, 2018
"the family guy of video game video reviews."
|15 28%||Hanna (2011) - Jan 25, 2018
"goddamn, another film ruined by having a supposedly unfeeling being learning what it "means" to be human. robots, aliens, and now assassins. although for someone raised from near-birth to be a merciless killer, this hanna person is remarkable well-adjusted. any themes of biotechnology and fantasy are buried underneath layers of meaningless hogwash."
|5 8%||National Treasure (2004) - Jan 02, 2018
"personally, i wish some conspiracy theories were true. still, sometimes i just forget how fucking dumb movies can be. also, nicolas cage is an unbelievably terrible actor, what the hell?"
|5 8%||The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium: O'Reilly vs. Stewart 2012 (2012) - Nov 14, 2017
"bill and jon, the powerpuffed scones, ne'er was be'er this frenemy bond."
|5 8%||Storage Wars (2010) - Nov 07, 2017
"remember antiques roadshow? ah, the days when shows about your great grandmother's old heirlooms were respectably mediocre, rather than punishingly repulsive."