martryn
Bio: I rank films and I'm vulgar.
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| 70 51% | Stargate Universe (2009) - May 30, 2023
"All I could ever think about was how these people were going back to earth, inhabiting other people's bodies, and basically pseudo-raping them. Ended on a pseudo-cliffhanger. I really wanted to find out what happened to fat nerd boy."
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| 70 51% | Spirited (2022) - May 30, 2023
"A thoroughly alright Christmas movie. It is elevated in the month of December by some 10-20 points just for being... holiday. There aren't a lot of great Christmas offerings, and this will fit nicely with season themed movie nights, viewed every few years or so. Some slightly more adult humor throughout the film precludes this from family watching, but paired with Elf and Daddy's Home 2, would make an interesting Ferrell themed Christmas marathon. Just random thoughts."
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| 83 83% | Green Book (2018) - May 17, 2023
"A nice look at 1960s racial stereotypes. Though the story was a bit slow, the performances of Mortensen and Ali, their development, and their friendship made every minute of screentime with those two interacting a treat."
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| 79 74% | Toy Story 4 (2019) - May 17, 2023
"While a bit anti-climatic after Toy Story 3, I did like that they finally explained where Bo Peep disappeared to, and it gave a bit of closure for the character of Woody."
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| 77 69% | Demon Slayer the Movie: Mugen Train (2020) - May 17, 2023
"For an arc, it was pretty solid. I did not like that they managed to spend the entire thing more or less on board a train, which made it seem confined as far as the action goes, but they gave every character something to do, and ended in a manner that let you know that this anime, moving forward, is not going to be pulling too many punches."
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| 68 45% | Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) - May 17, 2023
"Pretty much done with cape shit. Felt really awkward feeling like the young actresses were hot. This was as good of a movie as they could reasonably make, but is by no means a return to form for the genre, but rather another blip on an already spiraling trajectory."
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| 75 65% | Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood (2022) - May 10, 2023
"This film seemed like the type of nostalgia flick that my parents would have loved, having been around this age themselves during the moon landing. It's a great coming-of-age story for all ages, but would likely hit differently if you were a teenager in the 70s, rather than, like me, a teenager in the 90s."
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| 61 30% | Let's All Go to the Lobby (1957) - May 03, 2023
"Next I'll be ranking the MGM lion roaring."
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| 39 8% | She-Hulk: Attorney At Law (2022) - Apr 26, 2023
"I didn't actually finish the series, that's how bad it was. The only Marvel property I didn't finish watching. I would have enjoyed the 4th wall breaking comedy aspects if the feminism wasn't shoved down our throats so hard. I get it - Marvel was about white dudes saving the world, so now they have to rewrite it all so minorities and chicks take over. Fine. Let the chicks watch this shit, then. I will say that the episode with Daredevil was pretty good. And Tim Roth is always a joy."
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| 76 67% | Maniac (2018) - Apr 26, 2023
"It was just long enough, and just fucking weird enough, to work. But it was a bit too weird, and was missing a bit of background, to make it work very well. Worth checking out regardless."
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